Movies

Review: Twilight ‘Breaking Dawn – Part 2’ closes out series on a good note

Written by James A. Molnar | The Gold Knight | jmolnar@toledofreepress.com

Twilight is about the fans.

“Breaking Dawn – Part 2″ follows this tradition and fans will very much enjoy this send-off. It is true to the story — as well as a movie adaptation can be.

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It’s hokey and cute and the sparkling vampires are back. Director Bill Condon utilizes the source material to the best of his ability and brings to life one of the best movies of the “saga.”

There are problems with the movie, however. The first half is slow — almost boring. While the first half works to find its groove, the second half of the movie really works — this is where the payoff is.

It takes Jacob (Taylor Lautner) taking off his clothes to liven up the audience and the movie.

“Part 1″ left audiences with the awakened eyes of Bella (Kristen Stewart) after nearly being killed in the labor of her daughter, Renesmee.

Official poster.

This movie continues the story. Bella is now a vampire. She and her now husband Edward (Robert Pattinson), who were a couple when the movie was being filmed, continue on their journey to “happily ever after.”

Standing in their way is the vampire royal guard, the Volturi, who are out for blood after learning of the birth the couple’s child, whom they believe is not half-human, but immortal. (It is illegal evidently to change a child into a vampire.)

This brings about one of the film’s greatest sequences. (No spoiler here; see the movie for more details.)

The visual effects of the movie, as with most of the series, still could be better. The facial animation of the quickly growing Renesmee is embarrassing at times, reminding this reviewer of some awful ogre animation from an early Harry Potter movie.

The “Twilight Saga” has become a cash cow for Summit Entertainment, which the franchise helped put on the map.

More money has clearly been put into the production of these films. But at times, audiences may not be able to tell.

Harping on some of story nuances of the movie, as some critics will ultimately do, will not best serve this review. The films follow the books. Director Condon is doing the same.

Ultimately, fans are left with a send-off they can be proud to watch. The ending sequences will bring tears to their eyes, culminating a journey of four books and five movies.

For those who aren’t big “Twi-hards,” it may be best to wait until next weekend or even DVD to catch the film. It’s one of the best in the series, sparkling vampires and all.

/ 5 (On the “Twilight” scale)

Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence including disturbing images, some sensuality and partial nudity.

Official trailer:

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Toledo Free Press Lead Designer and Film Editor James A. Molnar blogs about all things Oscar at TheGoldKnight.com. Watch him discuss movies on “WNWO Today” around 5:50 a.m. on Fridays. Also, listen to James discuss movies on “Eye on Your Weekend” on 1370 WSPD every Friday at 6 p.m.

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Pop Goes the Culture

McGinnis: Reasoning with vampires — blogger takes on ‘Twilight’

Written by Jeff McGinnis | | jmcginnis@toledofreepress.com

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”

— Stephenie Meyer, “Twilight.”

“About three things I am absolutely positive. First, ‘Twilight’ is a novel. Second, there is a group of people — and I don’t know what drugs those people are doing — who think this is a good novel. And third, ‘Twilight’ is unintelligently and irreparably full of awful writing.”

— Dana, “Reasoning with Vampires.”

The author of the blog “Reasoning with Vampires” prefers to be credited simply as Dana. She is not an English teacher, though one could be excused for thinking so, given her work on the site. For nearly a year, Dana has engaged in one of the most exhaustive and entertaining pieces of literary criticism ever seen: A page-by-page, almost line-by-line dissection of Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” saga.

She analyzes everything in the books, from poor writing and grammatical errors — and there are plenty — to head-scratching character choices and storytelling elements. Her work is so meticulous, even those who have never touched the novels can gain an excellent sense of what they are like and why Dana is so offended by their content.

She learned of the phenomenon well into its run, Dana said in an interview with Toledo Free Press Star.

“I first heard of ‘Twilight’ on NPR. I was a little behind, I think it was the summer that ‘Breaking Dawn’ came out, maybe 2007,” she said. “I got it for my boyfriend’s little sister for her birthday, because she really liked the books, but I didn’t actually know anything about them.”

She didn’t read them herself until the spring of 2010.

“My sister read them, and she just felt they were fantastic, and from what I heard about them, they just didn’t seem fantastic,” Dana said.  “Hearing the way people talk about Edward and just how dreamy and wonderful he is, and he’s just kind of a tool,” Dana said with a laugh. “I don’t think it’s a really great model when your boyfriend starts by sneaking in your bedroom and watching you sleep.

“I had an opinion about that. When ‘Twilight’ would come up — I’m not really a quiet person when it comes to things that I dislike — so I had no qualms in saying that, but it did feel that it’s not completely appropriate to make a lot of those leaps without actually reading the books. Maybe stalking is really sweet, the way it’s framed. So I thought I should at least check.”

Not only was Dana troubled by the story and characters, but she also was struck by how poorly written the whole enterprise was. It was plagued with bad word choices, unnecessary punctuation, terrible structure — things a competent editor would notice and correct. Even then, however, Dana’s first inclination was not to share her observations with the world.

“I was going to just mark-up my copy of ‘Twilight’ and move on. But there’s not enough room in the margins for the things I had a problem with. And somehow the idea for the blog came about.”

She began blogging “Reasoning with Vampires” in August of 2010. Each book is discussed in sequence: As of this writing, the blog is currently halfway through “New Moon,” the second in the series. Multiple times daily, Dana updates the page with snippets of text from a “Twilight” novel — scanned directly from the page — with her criticisms attached. These can range from simple grammatical notes to grand disgust with how lead character Bella is portrayed. On the whole, Dana said she finds the latter far more disturbing.

“I think probably the characters themselves bother me more, because I think people read poorly written books all the time. I don’t think it’s necessarily disturbing, it’s just crappy,” Dana said. “I think I can handle ‘not good’ a little better.”

Despite her ravaging criticisms, Dana said she hasn’t received many negative comments from the biggest “Twilight” fans.

“I think I get one complaint to every 15 positive messages,” she said. “And actually, they’re not — most aren’t actual Twi-hards. I think most of the negative messages I get are ‘You’re being too nitpicky.’ Which I’m fine with, because my only thought is, ‘You don’t get what I’m doing’.”

The most gratifying moments are when someone learns something from her writing.

“Just recently, I got an email from somebody who had an English final that they think they did better on because they’re reading the blog, and that’s amazing. And while she was writing it she thought of her commas, and she thought, ‘What would Dana think of this comma?’” she said.

Read “Reasoning with Vampires” at reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com/.

Email Jeff at PopGoesJeff@gmail.com.

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Family Practice

The cultural life of females

Written by Shannon Szyperski | | letters@toledofreepress.com

There is a cultural divide lurking somewhere deep beneath the realm of motherhood. We all know it, but few of us are willing to put ourselves out there to face our fears and bring the discussion to the surface. We generally make our friends not knowing on which side of this latest “mommy cold war” they fall, yet we can’t help but wonder if those we have come to know and love are ultimately one of us or one of them.

Yet, I can’t bear to let such an unspoken rift continue to quietly divide us all. And so I ask, directly, bravely, “Do you ‘Twilight?’”

I’m not a Twilighter, or a Twi-hard, if that is indeed the proper terminology. I haven’t read the books or seen the movies, and I have slowly and thoughtfully come to the conclusion that perhaps I never will. I just have no desire to do so.

As far as I can surmise, there’s a sickly looking teenage boy who’s a vampire and a steroidal-looking teenage boy who’s a werewolf and they both like the same sickly looking, affected teenage girl. Many females older than 30, mothers very much included, outwardly and unapologetically desire either the vampire or the werewolf, but never ever both. I’m not going to try to pretend I understand the lure of such a scenario, but I find the allure quite fascinating.

This is not my first time feeling like a bit of an outsider when it comes to the cultural life of females. In fact,  the “Twilight” series is only one of many trends to pass through the bonds of womanhood just over my head. It’s not the first time and it certainly won’t be the last.

The first cultural hang-up I encountered with my fellow females dates back to junior high, when many of my friends fell head over heels for a certain dashing young prince. No, it wasn’t Prince William, inappropriately seven years our junior; it was Prince Eric, inappropriately a cartoon character. I excitedly went to see Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” with my friends only to come out feeling a little sheepish once they all began fantasizing about living out a fairy tale life one day with this man of their dreams, who, in my opinion, seemed like much more of a drawing than a future life partner.

I certainly would not want to begrudge my fellow ladies their personal likes and dislikes; however, and so I quickly decided to stay respectfully silent on such matters. Yet, just as Elaine unsuccessfully tried to stuff her feelings about her lack of affection for “The English Patient” on an episode of “Seinfeld,” I, too, sometimes find it difficult to pretend to understand the popularity of “Sex and the City” and “Grey’s Anatomy.”

I freely admit that I have watched enough of both of these shows to identify the main characters and a few plotlines. Despite being less than impressed, I have an odd desire to culturally relate to my sisterhood and so I watch anyway. I may think that Meredith Grey is a sniveling, annoying excuse for a fake doctor and that the ladies of “Sex and the City” lead ridiculous and fairly uninteresting fake lives, yet the fact that other women cling to them makes them at least worthy of note in my book.

I do not readily offer that I would rather watch “Family Guy” with my husband while eating a bowl of cereal than watch “Desperate Housewives” while drinking cosmos with my lady friends, particularly because such an admittance would give off the wrong impression. I can cry at commercials with the best of them, will debate Bethenny’s likability over Jill’s snarkiness any day and even find myself perusing People.com from time to time. Still, there are pockets of the female culture that simply don’t suit me.

As much as I want to take on my gender role with enthusiasm, vampires and werewolves apparently fall outside of my willingness to assimilate. However, it is no doubt fun to just accept all of the fanfare and enjoy watching how the other half enjoys life.

Shannon and her husband Michael are raising three children in Sylvania. E-mail her at letters@toledofreepress.com.

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Media

Twilight: June 30 Star available as e-edition

Written by Toledo Free Press Staff Writers | | news@toledofreepress.com

The June 30 Toledo Free Press Star is available as a  ‘Twilight’ e-edition.

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Film

Twilight: 15-year-old director filming vampire flick

Written by John Dorsey | | news@toledofreepress.com

As the crowds line up for the June 30 release of “Twilight: Eclipse,” 15-year-old Toledo native Albert Bryant recently began rehearsals for his debut film “Vampire Chick.” The horror short will soon begin shooting at the Collingwood Arts Center as well as the property of  family and friends.

Bryant began his path to success as a client of the Make-A-Wish Foundation with one dream — to meet renowned acting coach and “Scream Queens” judge John Homa. Homa is the exclusive acting coach for the daytime soap opera “General Hospital.” Bryant lives with a form of Mitochondrial Myopathy, a muscular disorder that can cause muscle weakness, muscle cramping, fatigue, lack of endurance and poor balance. He has appeared in a number of local theater productions, as well as multiple regional commercials for Make-A-Wish. Bryant will next appear with Make-A-Wish at the Lucas County Fairgrounds on July 3.

“John Homa told me if you want to make a movie, just make a movie. I first got the idea for “Vampire Chick” while working on another script last summer. I originally wrote like 86 pages, but cut it down to around 25 due to budget concerns. We’re making this whole project for around $140.” Bryant said. “The hardest aspect of the production has been our casting. We cast our lead because we love her acting abilities. I think chemistry is what makes movies — building character relationships and, as a director, being dedicated and loving what you’re doing,”

A number of Bryant’s cast members were taken from the Children’s Theater Workshop at 2417 Collingwood Blvd.  The film is being shot by Bryant’s uncle and is set to wrap principal photography before July 1.

“One of my greatest influences as a filmmaker is Alfred Hitchcock; there was a man who was just ahead of his time,” Bryant said. “When I finish the film I plan on sending it to John Homa, just to see what he thinks, and maybe make a longer version, maybe do a benefit screening for the Children’s Theater Workshop.”

The Toledo Make-A-Wish chapter can be reached at (419) 244-9474.

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Pop Culture

Twilight: Exclusive quiz — win a signed book

Written by Administrator | | admin@toledofreepress.com

E-mail your answers to this exclusive Michelle Pan quiz to star@toledofreepress.com by July 7 and win one of four autographed copies of Michelle Pan’s “Bella Should Have Dumped  Edward.”

1.) What river is visible from Edward’s bedroom?

a. Calawah River

b. Sol Duc River

c. Hoh River

d. Bogachiel River

2.) Who is the first student that talks to Bella at Forks High School?

a. Angela Weber

b. Mike Newton

c. Jessica Stanley

d. Eric Yorkie

3.) According to the Twilight movie, how old was Bella the last time she spent Christmas in Forks?

a. Eight

b. Five

c. Four

d. Twelve

4.) Which tribe member imprints on Emily Young’s niece, Claire?

a. Embry Call

b. Quil Ateara

c. Jacob Black

d. Seth Clearwater

5.) Who saves Bella from drowning after she dives from a cliff in “New Moon”?

a. Edward Cullen

b. Victoria

c. Alice Cullen

d. Jacob Black

6.) Who was turned into a vampire after being burned at the stake?

a. Jane

b. Aro

c. Edward

d. Alice

7.) How did Edward’s parents die?

a. Spanish influenza

b. Cholera

c. Murder

d. Vampire attack

8.) Whose gift does Bella cut her finger on in “New Moon”?

a. Jasper’s

b. Alice and Edward’s

c. Esme’s

d. Rosalie and Emmett’s

9.) What is the name of the chapter in “Breaking Dawn” in which Bella gives birth?

a. “There are no words for this”

b. “Waiting for the damn fight to start already”

c. “Tick Tock Tock Tock Tick Tock”

d. “Good thing I’ve got a strong stomach”

10.) Why does Carlisle stitch up Bella’s hand in “Eclipse?”

a. She fell down the stairs

b. She was shoved into a pile of glass

c. She punched a werewolf

d. She was bitten by a vampire

11.) Who invades Bella’s bedroom in “Eclipse”?

a. Jacob

b. Riley

c. Aro

d. Victoria

12.) Where did Bella and Edward’s wedding take place?

a. The Cullen house

b. Isle Esme

c. Seattle

d. A hotel in Phoenix

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Pop Culture

Twilight: A few words from Stephenie Meyer

Written by Administrator | | admin@toledofreepress.com

By Michelle Pan

Special to Toledo Free Press Star

Michelle Pan: We hear you’re being credited as a producer for “Breaking Dawn.” What is your involvement in the movie?

Stephenie Meyer: You know, probably very similar to what it was with “Eclipse.” I’ve become more and more involved with each movie, I think just as Summit’s gotten really comfortable with me, because we’re all friends now, we all hang out, we all discuss it together. I think it’s kind of scary, the idea of an author coming in with a movie studio — think, they’re gonna want to have everything a certain way, they’re gonna be difficult. And I think it means I’m not difficult, that they keep letting me work with them. So this is kind of just an on-paper thing, because I’ve really been sort of producing on the last one. I’m excited to be involved with all the casting on this one; casting is my favorite part. Casting is fun.

Meyer

MP: “Breaking Dawn” will be split into two movies. Where do you think that split might happen?

SM: My personal opinion is that it has to be when she opens her eyes and they’re red. Because I feel like that moment is so full, anything you do right after that’s going to be anticlimactic. So you stop there and you save all of what it’s like to be a vampire for the next movie.

MP: You just came out with a new book, about Bree. Why did you pick Bree out of all the characters?

SM: As it often happens, Bree sort of picked me. When I was working on “Eclipse,” years — this is before Twilight came out, this is a long time ago — my editor was kind of saying, okay, tell me what happens, what happens in Seattle, why is this happening. She was very confused, because it was confusing; we needed to straighten it out a little bit. So I started thinking about what they were doing, and because I had named Bree, she was the one that sort of started telling the story.

MP: So what are you working on currently?

SM: You know, the movies actually take up a ton of time, so mostly I’m working on scripts. Like, you know, we do a lot of versions, and so every script that comes out, you go through, you do your notes, we meet, we talk about it. I’m also working on the guide, sometimes, which, it’s slow, you know, writing a dictionary. I don’t recommend that, but I think there’s gonna be a lot of really good back stories, fun things, you know, Alice, everyone wants to know what happens to Alice, right? So I think that’ll be really cool.

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Pop Culture

Twilight: A fan site with bite

Written by Betsy Woodruff | | bwoodruff@toledofreepress.com

Like many 17-year-old girls, Michelle Pan loves the “Twilight” saga. Unlike most of them, however, she has started a successful fan site (www.bellaandedward.com), been to the premieres of all three “Twilight” films in Los Angeles, and written a book on the series.

Pan started reading the series in 2006 as a school summer reading project. Her teacher gave her a list of books and told her to pick one that sounded interesting. She chose “Twilight.”

Pan

“I was immediately hooked!” she said.

That October, she started the website.

It receives 200,000 to 300,000 unique visitors every month — more around the times of the movie releases, Pan said. Because of the site’s popularity, she was invited to interview the films’ cast and crew at the red carpet premiere of the “Twilight” films and to sit on a panel of fan site owners at a “Twilight” convention in Dallas last year.

She has a staff to help maintain the site. When “Twilight” news breaks while she is in school, they update it for her.

She said she can still spend several hours a day working on the site, especially on weekends.

It features a variety of content, including exclusive interviews with cast members, fan art, wallpapers and news updates.

Pan said it was one of the first fan sites created.

She has also written a book called “Bella Should Have Dumped Edward: Controversial Views on the Twilight Series.” Pan compiled fans’ answers to more than 20 controversial questions (Which “Twilight” saga book is the worst? Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? Should Bella have ended up with Edward or Jacob?) She also wrote her own answers to the questions. And for the record, she said she thinks Bella made the right choice by choosing Edward.

The book is available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Borders.

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Pop Culture

Twilight: Local fans swoon for Edward and Bella

Written by Betsy Woodruff | | bwoodruff@toledofreepress.com

Three months ago, 21-year-old Brittany Allen bought tickets to the midnight showing of “Eclipse.”

She describes herself as a “hardcore twihard” — a diehard fan of the “Twilight” series.

She’s not the only one.

Fans like her fuel a hugely successful film franchise; according to Box Office Mojo, the first “Twilight” film made more than $190 million in North America and its sequel, “New Moon,” earned nearly $300 million.

“It’s kind of like an epidemic,” Allen said.

The Devotees

Allen, of Bowling Green, saw the first “Twilight” film eight times in theaters.

She only saw “New Moon” twice, though, so she would be more excited about the DVD release.

“I didn’t want to ruin that feeling!” she said.

Some of her friends are also “Twilight” lovers. Once they watched an entire show just to see the “Twilight” previews. They also record anything that comes on TV about the series and watch it over and over again.

Allen once spent an entire school vacation reading “New Moon.”

“I remember my dad getting so mad because all I would do was read,” she said.

Some of her friends tease her for being such a huge fan.

Jodie Cole, left, and Julie Beam.

“They call me a nerd, but I’m proud of it,” she said.

Her mom is also a “Twilight” fan. Both are members of a minority group that believes Bella should have chosen Jacob instead of Edward.

“I told her, I was like, ‘Mom, he’s way too young for you!’” she said.

She saw “New Moon” in theaters with her mom and best friend. Allen said her mom was glued to the screen through the whole movie.

She added that when the pack of werewolves came onscreen with their shirts off, her mom said, “Shush, the wolfpack’s on, don’t talk to me!”

Allen said her older sister wants nothing to do with “Twilight” and her father does not understand why they like the series.

“He just thinks it’s weird,” she said. “He just rolls his eyes.”

Another fan, Beth Sander of Sylvania, was incredulous when her young daughter told her she needed to read “Twilight.”

“I thought she was nuts,” Sander said. “I couldn’t understand why she even enjoyed it.”

The premise seemed ridiculous: A clumsy, homely girl and a handsome young vampire named Edward Cullen fall in love.

Sander thought vampire books were for horror buffs, not teenage girls.

Her friend Sally Russ, 61, shared Sander’s skepticism.

“It was for teenagers, and I had nothing in common much with teenagers,” she said. “I thought, what could I be interested in with their book?”

Despite their initial disdain for its subject matter, Sander read the first book and Russ saw the first film.

And just like Jacob fell for Bella, they fell for the series.

Since then, Russ has read each of the four books in the series about five times. Each reading takes about two days.

“I become addicted and don’t want to stop,” she said.

Sander has read each book in the series two or three times and spread the word about “Twilight” to many of her friends.

Her co-worker Julie Beam started reading the books because of Sander’s recommendation. She said she liked them immediately and liked them even more the second time. She has seen each movie more than 10 times.

These fans’ enthusiasm goes beyond reading the books and watching the films, though.

Party Time

Sander hosts a party to celebrate the release of each DVD. She starts planning for the party months in advance. Beam helps her.

They said they love finding the perfect decorations for the parties on eBay and the Internet.

The parties have featured red Jell-O shots labeled with blood types, twinkling lights (just like at Bella’s birthday party), lots of posters, bowls of apples reminiscent of the first book’s cover, Red Truck wine (because Bella’s dad has one), goody bags for the guests and, of course, a showing of the film. Sander plays the movie on two TVs so all the guests can get a good view.

At the first party, Sander wore a black cape, vampire-style. Her costume was incomplete, though.

“We couldn’t find good fangs anywhere,” she said.

Between 20 and 30 people have attended each party.

Many of the fans buy “Twilight”-themed T-shirts to wear to parties and the movie theater. Sander’s says “Peace, Love, Twilight.” She also has a sweatshirt that says “Isle Esme,” after one of the vampires in the series.

Beam has a T-shirt with the symbol of the pack of werewolves.

Russ started getting ready for the midnight showing of “Eclipse” in March when she attended Sander’s party for the “New Moon” release.

At the party, she got a temporary tattoo that said “Bite Me” with a heart around it. Russ saved it to wear to the first showing of “Eclipse.”

Why ‘Twilight?’

The love story — not the hot young movie stars or the media hype — keeps these fans devoted to the series.

“Edward loves Bella so much,” Sander said. “He would do anything for her.”

Russ agreed.

“I read the book and I was hooked,” she said. “It was the wonderful love story, and it was so innocent, and I think it’s how every woman would like to be treated — and yet it was a story, it was a wonderful story.”

She said that the books helped her deepen her appreciation for the romantic aspects of her relationship with her husband.

“I think that it’s because I’ve read the books so many times that maybe I’m more aware that I’m holding his hand in a more romantic way than I was,” she said.

They will celebrate their 40th anniversary this year.

“I don’t know if he would say I’m any different, but I feel like I’m a little different,” she said.

Allen said she agreed that the love story was the reason for the series’ popularity. Despite the story’s fantastic elements, like dueling vampires and werewolf packs, she said she thinks readers understand the romantic challenges Bella faces.

Michelle Pan, who runs the popular fan site www.bellaandedward.com, said many readers can relate to Bella, an average high schooler who is not particularly popular or pretty.

“I think a lot of girls can identify with that and put themselves in Bella’s shoes,” she said.

The books’ suspense also keeps readers interested, according to Pan.

“You never know what’s going to happen next,” she said.

Allen agreed.

“You’re always on the edge of your seat,” she said.

The books’ intergenerational appeal has also drawn some families closer together.

Allen said sharing a passion for the stories with her mom has helped the two grow closer.

Beam said she takes her daughters to see the movies, though she will watch the next two movies before them to make sure they are appropriate.

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Pop Goes the Culture

Reflecting on the ‘Twilight’ Backlash

Written by Jeff McGinnis | | jmcginnis@toledofreepress.com

With this writing, I make a plea to all my fellow geeks. Let’s relax a bit on the “Twilight” hate, okay?

There seem to be two distinct classes of people in the world right now: Those who love and live for the world created in Stephenie Meyer’s fiction, and those who detest it with the fiery passion of a thousand bursting suns.

Rarely has a fictional world caused such passionate division between defenders and detractors. Every sci-fi/fantasy canon from “Star Trek” to “Lord of the Rings” has had those on either end of the spectrum, but have rarely inspired this level of venom. “Harry Potter” created quite a stir among Christian groups, but those folks were “defending their faith” against vicious attacks by imaginary forces.

This is different. “Twilight” haters speak with a negative fervor little seen outside of a wrestling interview or a political convention. And the passion is not inspired by the righteous indignation of the faithful or the commitment of a social rebel. Geeks are rallying against a series of young adult vampire books.

The stars of "New Moon."

The stars of "New Moon."

Why? What inspires the vitriol? (And how many synonyms for “hatred” can I come up with in one column?) First, the obvious: They don’t like the books and/or movies. Well, okay. I didn’t like the “Fantastic Four” movies, either, and I wouldn’t have gone to the effort of making a big “FANTASTIC FOUR RUINED COMIC-CON!!!” sign. You can dislike an entertainment entity without wanting to burn it in effigy. (Besides, Jessica Alba in spandex? Kind of worth it by itself, wasn’t it? But I digress.)

Then there are those who feel as though they are defending their turf by taking up arms against an unwanted interloper. How can people like that garbage, they ask? There are so many good vampire stories! “Buffy,” “True Blood,” “Let the Right One In,” even (for old fogies like me) “Nosferatu” and “Dracula.” These folks’ hearts are in the right place, at least, but their anger still seems entirely out of proportion to the issue.

Then there are those who have a more analytical approach to the series, and bring up some valid points about its somewhat dated messages about sexual politics and a woman being totally subservient to a man, even though that man is an undead blood-sucker who tends to treat her poorly. These critics bring up good issues for discussion, but “Twilight” is far from the first popular entertainment to suffer from latent sexism, though this is surprising seeing as how it is written by (and the first film was directed by) a woman. And there’s another big issue — the sexual divide. The majority of “Twilight”‘s fans, it seems, are younger women, while the majority of its hatred comes from men. But it isn’t just a simple difference of opinion, as male critics react to the books and films like a personal affront to their entertainment sensibilities. These things dare to take “cool” stuff like vampires and werewolves, and mix them up with yucky stuff like…shudder…teen angst and romance! Despite the aforementioned charges of sexism in the books themselves, there is a healthy dose of the same in much of the condescending attitude displayed by Bella-bashers.

All these factors roll up into an avalanche of repulsion that can lead to “Twilight” fans feeling like they are constantly on the defensive. Like they have to excuse themselves for something they love and are passionate about.

As a geek, I can’t help but think this is not only wrong, but counter-productive. I am not innocent in this. Until I started working on this column, I too felt a major pull to denigrate Meyers’s series, and had ranted about it at length. Ranted about something I had never even read or seen. Why? Maybe I was just following the crowd, maybe it was rebellion against something popular (another geek tendency), I dunno. But now, for the sake of everyone involved, I think it’s time we geeks agreed on a few simple guidelines:

1. Acknowledge that “Twilight” isn’t going anywhere. When a life-size Edward is staring at you from the window at Burger King, it’s probably a cultural phenomenon, not a flash in the pan.

2. Accept that just because you hate it, everyone else doesn’t have to. You can express your displeasure with a piece of art without degrading those who enjoy it._

3. Realize that the franchise may very well be spawning a new generation of geeks. For a slew of kids, these books might be the key to seeing how awesome fantasy can be.

4. On that note, make an effort to recommend other titles, as well. Instead of just offering the knee-jerk negativity mentioned above, point out the awesomeness of Anne Rice, the original graphic novel of “30 Days of Night” and more as things they would also enjoy. Not yelling about what they should like, instead.

5. Remember the words of the great philosophers on Mystery Science Theater 3000: “It’s just a show, I should really just relax.” Chill out, everyone. They’re just books and/or movies. Take a breath, think about it, and maybe even its most fervent detractors may find things in the “Twilight” series to love.

Not me, though. I still hate those freaking things. Only kidding.

E-mail Jeff at PopGoesJeff@gmail.com.

Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner talk `Twilight’

By SANDY COHEN (AP)

LOS ANGELES — The “Twilight” series may have changed the lives of fans worldwide, but perhaps no one has been more affected by its success than the three stars of the film: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

All became overnight sensations when they were introduced to the novel’s millions of fans as the faces of Edward, Bella and Jacob — the three high-school students with mystical secrets at the center of the story. Edward is a vampire, Jacob is a werewolf and Bella is the ordinary teenage girl loved by both of them.

Pattinson, 23, Stewart, 19, and Lautner, 17, went from bit parts to big stars with the first “Twilight” film. As they prepare for the release Friday of the anticipated sequel, “New Moon,” the young cast reflected on the ups and downs of newfound fame.

AP: What is the best thing to come out of the “Twilight” mania for you?

Stewart: It’s the same satisfaction that I get from any other movie, it’s just that so many more people are paying attention. I always say I make movies for the life experience — literally, you steal from the characters you play — and to know that that’s actually affecting 100 million not only little girls, but really spans the ages of people, it just feels good. It’s so different from anything I’ve ever experienced, so that’s definitely the best thing.

Pattinson: Presenting at the Oscars and stuff, it’s just kind of so surreal. But there’s little things, like recently I’ve been working on the “Remember Me” trailer and I had very little time to organize it, but the control you’re given because of “Twilight’s” success is kind of incredible. It is an amazing feeling.

Lautner: It’s traveling the world in general and seeing this kind of fan support worldwide. We go to Sao Paolo, Brazil, and then we go to Mexico City, we go all over the world and we have fans there with the same amount of passion everywhere we go. It’s just amazing to know we have that kind of fan support behind us.

AP: What’s one thing you miss from your pre-”Twilight” life?

Stewart: I like being outside. I like to take walks and I could totally take walks — it’s not the fans, the fans are great, they would let me walk. It’s the other people, you know what I mean. It’s the other people.

Pattinson: I loved driving around L.A. I know not a lot of people say that, but if you don’t have to get anywhere, L.A. is the best place to drive ’round in. I used to have this little car, a convertible … and I really do miss doing that, as the sun is going down, driving over the mountains. It’s a great thing and I kind of do miss that a little bit. It’s not really the same thing when you’ve got 10 cars following you.

Lautner: Malls and movie theaters, or me at them. You have to make adjustments but you can’t let it get to you.

AP: What has been your most memorable fan encounter?

Stewart: There were two girls that wound up in Italy as extras. I had met them previously in Vancouver but they were from Minnesota, so lots of traveling and strange coincidence that they happen to have been placed right next to my mark.

Lautner: There are so many. The Brazilian fans were very passionate. We were greeted by them at the airport. Apparently there were barricades but I didn’t see them. It was an interesting walk from the airport doors to our car.

AP: How is “New Moon” different from “Twilight”?

Stewart: It’s very much rooted in the story. The reason “Twilight” felt sort of kinetic, like the energy was sort of hard to grasp … was because the whole story was about not being able to grasp that energy but going after it with full force and not caring about the consequences. That sort of infiltrates “New Moon” because she’s been told that she was absolutely wrong, so now it’s a more mature, considerate approach to the same ideas. Tonally, “New Moon” is different in that it also becomes more dangerous, it becomes more real. She finally opens her eyes and she’s like, “Oh, I’ve woken up in Wonderland. It’s really scary. It’s actually scarier than I thought it was going to be” because there are werewolves and all the bad vampires want to kill her and all of that, so tonally it could not be more different.

Lautner: It takes everything Bella and Edward created in “Twilight” and destroys it at the beginning when he leaves, and it has to rebuild it, or Jacob has to rebuild Bella and then it’s kind of destroyed at the end again. It’s an emotional roller coaster.

Associated Press Writer Michael Cidoni contributed to this report.

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