Lighting the Fuse

The Halo Effect

Written by Michael Miller | Editor in Chief | mmiller@toledofreepress.com

Walking may be one of the more underrated and least glamorized forms of exercise, but there are many songs devoted to it.

Johnny Cash gave us “Walk the Line.” Dionne Warwick advised us to “Walk On By.” Nancy Sinatra said, “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’.”

There are dozens more*, including songs about walking that do not use the word in the title. The one-hit wonders The Proclaimers, in “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles),” testified they would walk 500 miles for their girl; the Bee Gees bragged about their walking prowess in “Stayin’ Alive”; and Green Day, in “Boulevard of Broken Dreams,” wails, “I walk alone, I walk alone.”

That’s one song I don’t sing much these days, as while I am walking more than at any time in my adult life, I am rarely by myself.

Since Sept. 1, as part of a major lifestyle change that included bariatric sleeve surgery on Sept. 18, I have walked every day, at least one mile but up to as many as four. I started at 380 pounds; as of this writing, I am just under 298 pounds, so I have left a lot of excess weight on the sidewalks and walking paths of my journey.

From the beginning, when I started talking about the decision with my primary care physician, or doctor, as I call him, I have been told and retold that exercise is the key to weight loss, in conjunction of course with watching what you eat. Since I have been living for two months on liquid medical protein with the slow reintroduction of food through such mushy treats as sugar-free applesauce, low-fat cottage cheese and baby food, the eating side is under control. Post-surgery, I have about 15 percent of my original stomach left, so there is no real choice.

The baby food weeks were particularly challenging. I would stand in front of the shelves at Meijer, considering jars of brightly colored Gerber products like a sommelier studying a collection of fine wine. I would choose a jar, hold it up to the light and read the label, considering the color, consistency and ingredients. I do not recommend the herb chicken, but the lasagna was palatable, as were most of the vegetable flavors.

When I first started walking, even a few blocks would have me hobbling like an old dray horse trying to navigate a road filled with nails, broken glass and land mines. But with the proper shoes and an attitude blending equal parts determination and resignation, each day got better.

I bought an inexpensive pedometer and marked off paths of one, two and three miles around my neighborhood at home and around the Downtown offices of Toledo Free Press. I have met more neighbors and seen more of my town in eight weeks than I had in ten years. At home, my wife, two young sons and our little dog, too, all march along, enjoying the weather when it allows. Downtown, there is an endless stream of people to watch and traffic to dodge. I see people entering and leaving The Swamp Shop at Fifth Third Field, scurrying up and down sidewalks and keeping Downtown’s heartbeat steady.

On bad weather days, I hike a path at a local mall, weaving around shoppers and trying to keep pace with the walking seniors.

One phenomenon accompanying bariatric surgery is “The Halo Effect.” This is a ring of influence that sees people around the patient becoming more aware of their own health and taking positive action. This has been gratifyingly true in my heightened case; as I have made this journey a public story, I have heard from hundreds of people who have had the surgery, are contemplating the surgery or have someone in their lives who might need to explore the possibility. Reader support has been comforting and terrific, but I owe even more gratitude to the friends and family who have supported me in ways great and small, from checking in through texts and Facebook to actively walking with me. I will make the effort with or without a walking partner, but it does make it easier and seem to go faster while talking to someone, and my pace is usually more intense.

I knew when I started on this path that the journey would last forever. Knowing there are people walking beside me makes it more enjoyable and fun. At 82 pounds down, I am halfway to my goal. With my family, friends and “The Halo Effect,” I have faith that goal is not only attainable, it is sustainable.

As I hum to my diminishing belly as I circle the blocks, “Because you’re mine, I walk the line.”

Michael S. Miller is editor in chief of Toledo Free Press and Toledo Free Press Star. Contact him at mmiller@toledofreepress.com.

*The Walking Top 40 includes “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves, “Walk on Water” by Eddie Money, “Walk on the Wild Side” by Lou Reed, “Jesus Walks” by Kanye West, “Walking on the Sun” by Smash Mouth, “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith (with Run-DMC if you went to high school in the ’80s), “Walking on a Thin Line” by Huey Lewis and The News, “Walking in Memphis” by Marc Cohn, “Walking on Broken Glass” by Annie Lennox, “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was), “Walk of Life” by Dire Straits and “Walk Like a Man” as suggested by The Four Seasons and Bruce Springsteen. You can be “Walking to New Orleans” with Fats Domino (who also offered “I’m Walkin’” and “I Want to Walk you Home”), “Walking on the Moon” or “Walking in Your Footsteps” with The Police, “Walk Like an Egyptian” with The Bangles, “Walk Hard” with Dewey Cox  and go “Walkin’ After Midnight” with Patsy Cline. Roy Orbison, U2 and Neil Young all urged us to “Walk On.” Matt Monro, Kelly Clarkson and Five Finger Death Punch all suggested we “Walk Away.” A number of sentimental fellows, from Elvis Presley to Jerry Lewis, offer solace that “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Media Watch

Baumhower: Hot and hip gift ideas

Written by Jeremy Baumhower | | jbaumhower@toledofreepress.com

As self-proclaimed media expert for Toledo Free Press, I am here to help those who suffer from a common ailment — Bad Gift Giving-itis. You know who you are. You gave the gift of Big Mouth Billy Bass in 1998. In 2006 you decided to get everyone Zune MP3 players instead of iPods. Your fall-back gifts are robes and/or slipper socks.

Here is a gift guide to help you transform from “Thank you, Aunt Helen” — horribly moaned like Ben Stein from “Ferris Bueller,” to “Holy sh*t, Aunt Helen!” In fact, if you buy any of the below listed items, please sign the gift tag, To: Bobby. From: Holy sh*t, Aunt Helen!

Roku

The absolute home run for anybody who has wireless Internet at home is a Roku.  The Roku may be the greatest invention since the iPhone.  Roku is a small black box that streams HD content straight from the Internet to your TV.  Roku features “channels” from Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Instant Video, UFC, MLB, NHL and YouTube. The Roku is  replacing cable boxes across the country — prices start at $59. The new Roku 2 even features games like Angry Birds with a remote control that is motion activated.  You can buy it at Roku.com, Best Buy and Target.

‘Sister Wives’

Give the craziest show that proves the power of reality TV: give “Sister Wives” seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. “Sister Wives” follows the Brown family, led by a man who is married to three wives and fathered 13 kids then decides to add an additional bride, who has three kids herself. If you have not figured out the math, the Browns are polygamists who live in Utah and are all under one roof.

Now, before you cast the first stone, as we all want to, watch three episodes with a semi-open mind and this family will steal your heart. No matter what religion you belong to, a man bold enough to try to keep four women happy is TV gold.

Bonus: If you give the gift of Roku, then you give the gift of “Sister Wives” as Netflix streams the show.

‘Watch the Throne’

“I arrived on the day Fred Hampton died, real ni**as just multiply” might be the best lyric from 2011 and if you roll up next to my black Town and Country minivan, with standard wheels and an English D on the back, you may just hear Jay-Z say it.

As a 36-year-old white father of four, I can unequivocally say that Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Watch the Throne” is the best album of the year. The better part is that I am not usually a Hip-Hop fan — I love The Beatles, Elvis Costello and Pearl Jam. “Watch the Thone” from top to bottom is one of the most important rap albums in history, with an unflinching look at real problems in today’s society.  The album comes in clean and explicit versions and will make an incredible gift for any music lover.  Other great music ideas would be Adele’s “21,” Nicki Minaj’s “Pink Friday,” Ben Folds’ “The Best Imitation of Myself” and Eddie Vedder’s “Ukulele Songs.”

Bonus: If you are giving a gift to someone you can’t stand, might I suggest “Lulu” by Lou Reed and Metallica, the worst album in the history of rock music. Don’t believe me? Listen to the 90-second preview of each song on iTunes and try to figure out if Lou and the boys were ever in the same room together. Double this gift up with a “Kidz Bop” CD for their kids and you will win the War of Xmas 2011.

I Am T-Pain Microphone

If you need another special “payback” type gift, which any parent understands, I fully endorse the “I Am T-Pain Microphone,” which will Auto-Tune any child’s voice to sound just like the rapper T-Pain … SHAWTYYYYY.

Not only is it the most obnoxious thing I have seen since the Big Mouth Billy Bass, it’s super loud, the audio is very good and it plugs into any USB port to get new “updated” music.

The “I Am T-Pain Microphone” is sure to need plenty of batteries, as they tend to come up missing — wink, wink, parents — so make sure to buy extra batteries and hand them to that special child with

clear instructions — “hide these batteries ASAP from mom and dad and remember … nothing says ‘Good Morning!’ at 6 a.m. better than you Auto-Tuned over some T-Pain beats!”

You’re welcome.

Jeremy Baumhower is a self-proclaimed media expert who writes and produces for morning radio shows across the country. For more self-admired brilliance, please follow him on twitter @jeremytheproduc.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,