Horoscope: May 17, 2009Written by Elizabeth Hazel | | firstname.lastname@example.org
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Mind control. Bizarre events and images infest the air this week. Seek solid ground on Tuesday; private discourse helps sort out confusions. With one foot on the gas, the other on the brakes, the weekend offers time to ponder options and mysteries. Proceed with caution.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Official mediator. You’re prone to uncertainty and entanglements. Tuesday brings glimpses of possibilities, and aid from an unexpected ally arrives on Thursday. Discussing the big picture with friends helps soothe fragmented emotions over the weekend.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Count the hours. Unknowns delay decisions as the week begins. Concentration is strained midweek; you’re prone to distraction and daydreams. You perk up on Thursday as good news arrives. Weekend gatherings lead you to an intriguing person with an accent.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Ping-pong ball. Family matters run helter-skelter; jobs and incomes may dissolve, or other events that threaten your cherished safety and stability. Be decisive on Thursday and follow hunches. A bridge to the future is open if you’re brave enough to try it.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Prepare to travel. Through strange quirks of time-space, people and thoughts from the past resurface this week. Deceivers wear attractive guises on Wednesday. Spiritual, otherworldly, or space age topics dominate the weekend; share ideas with like-minded others.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Sweet little victories. People suffer from foot-in-mouth disease early in the week. Don’t take it personally! On Thursday, complements from past efforts boost your ego. Focus on personal joys over the weekend, and ignore issues you can’t solve.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Clairvoyant woman. Gather clues as the week unfolds; old mysteries may be solved, even from beyond the grave. Everyone tells different stories about the same incident on Wednesday. Loved ones are in a whimsical mood over the weekend – be playful.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Spiritual wellspring. It’s hard to find what you’re seeking. No-shows and delays can squash your plans. A funny moment on Wednesday night restores a good mood. Thursday is much more productive. Partner talks and domestic events fill the weekend.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Overwhelming quantities. You’re a sleepyhead as the week begins; shifting weather patterns garble energy levels. Tuesday and Thursday are your best days. Search for missing items as the weekend arrives, or clear out cluttered spaces, as you’ll find long-lost stuff.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Precise notations. You’re one of the most functional signs this week; creative ideas and talents flow, as do positive discussions about friends and children. Double check dates and numbers. People hit milestones as the weekend arrives; gatherings have a surreal quality.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Dashed hopes. It takes effort to preserve good health and stability this week. Conflicting opinions cause hesitation, particularly in medical matters. It may feel like you’re invisible to others. Plug into your emotional support network over the weekend.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Unintentional outcomes. Other people’s conditions change quickly, without warning. Things can easily get overlooked around older relatives or little ones on Wednesday. You’re more focused and productive after Thursday, and can find the good in anyone or anything.