The City of Toledo issued the following news release March 20:

“Earlier this week, Mayor [Carty] Finkbeiner met with nearly a dozen unemployed citizens in his office. The Mayor listened to their concerns, and also collected resumes from those interested in possible part-time summer employment with the City of Toledo.

“Today, Mayor Finkbeiner announced he will continue to hold these meetings every Monday evening at 5 p.m. The meetings will last for approximately one hour, and are open to all citizens who have lost their jobs or have had their homes foreclosed.

“The Mayor released the following statement: ‘I had a wonderful time meeting with my fellow citizens this past Monday, and am inviting all of those who have been affected by this economic downturn to come up to the 22nd floor every Monday to express their concerns.’ “

If marriage is a major redefinition of self in sacrifice for a greater whole, and it is, then raising children is an exponentially extreme version of that sacrifice.
It is natural, unless one is sick or immature, to want one’s life to be a springboard for one’s children, to wish for the achievements of the parent to be the starting point for the child.
This riveting and wholly unoriginal thought was inspired by a 30-second commercial for “SpongeBob SquarePants.”
We limit our almost-3-year-old’s exposure to television, but he still watches more than I would have predicted when I was making pre-birth plans to be with him at the library 12 hours each day on our way to the museum for a symphony or opera concert. Two working parents + a 9-month-old baby boy = “Evan, watch a few minutes of ‘Wonder Pets’ while I change your brother’s diaper,” or “Evan, go ahead and see what Diego and Dora are doing while I pry the D battery out of your brother’s mouth” or “Evan, check out a little bit of ‘Blue’s Clues’ while I talk your brother down from the roof.”
During one of these brief TV-sitter moments, a commercial for “SpongeBob SquarePants” came on.
“I don’t watch ‘SpongeBob,’ ” Evan said, as the square yellow fellow on the screen beat himself over the head with an oar.
“You’re not quite ready for SpongeBob,” I said, juggling the mute button on the remote with a soiled diaper I have submitted to the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records as “foulest waste eliminated from a 9-month-old baby.”
Then, images flashed through my mind of myself and my brother at a very young age, camped in front of the Saturday morning TV with bowls of cereal and a lineup that usually centered around 90 minutes of Bugs Bunny cartoons, encored by an hour or so of Tom and Jerry.
Some of the funniest cartoons I remember are, upon reflection, horrifically violent and make SpongeBob with an oar look as impotent as a Lucas County Republican voter. Remember Elmer Fudd jamming a shotgun in Daffy Duck’s face and blowing away everything except a few feathers?
How about Wile E. Coyote plotting with the patience of Hannibal Lecter, a series of Road Runner traps that included dynamite, arrows, massive amounts of suspended weights and steel traps with shark-like teeth? Tom and Jerry could take a piano, an oven or a pillow mint and fashion incredibly lethal devices that would make Jigsaw jealous.
And yet, somehow, millions of us watched these cartoons and grew up without dropping an anvil on anyone’s head or painting fake curves in the road that lead to the edge of steep cliffs.
Am I protecting my boys or oversheltering them? It’s too soon to expose them to Bugs and his mayhem, but I have a few DVD sets tucked away I was looking forward to sharing with them later.
I’ve already been surprised by Evan’s emerging tastes. Despite early exposure to the preschool Disney shows and the Sesame Street gang, he has firmly chosen the Nickelodeon “Noggin” lineup, with the previously mentioned Dora, Diego, Blue and Wonder Pets. I never would have guessed such educational and development-based shows would replace the random antics of Mickey, Pooh and Tigger. With a few years of Evan and baby Sean growing up learning about geography, animals, the Spanish language and the arts, what are they going to think when I sit them down with some popcorn and show them seven-minute slices of a Mexican mouse named Speedy pouring nitroglycerine down Sylvester the cat’s gullet and a rifle-bearing hunter named Elmer Fudd (not to mention Carty Finkbeiner template and pistol-packer Yosemite Sam) on murderous missions to slay a wiseacre rabbit?
I know a lot of it is about age and context, experience and Christian values. I just don’t know what the balance is or when that balance should be sought.
There are a lot of scary things waiting on the pop culture horizon. Bambi’s mom and Dumbo’s mom and Nemo’s mom don’t fare too well. Charlotte the Spider bites the dust alone. There are frightening dragons and evil witches and flying monkeys and insane gollums and dark lords, and that’s just in local media and politics.
What happens when the kids have access to things beyond Disney villains? There’s Leatherface and Jason and films so disturbing and bloody they push the limits of art into exploitation and beyond.
And the music they’ll hear! How fast have we gone from John and Paul’s “I want to hold your hand” to Trent Reznor’s “I want to **** you like an animal” to Eminem’s “**** my ****, lick my ****** ****** from under my ****”?
My wife and I hope to raise our boys with enough sense and self-respect to make smart choices, but I don’t want them to be ignorant of the evil and corruption that surrounds, trips and ensnares even the kindest and most level-headed people. Is it hypocritical to laugh at the basest, least defensible joke on “Family Guy,” then gasp in horror when my toddler son sees a quick second of SpongeBob smacking his pal Patrick?
Maybe we’ll just sell the TVs on eBay and pick up a few good books with no violence or questionable content. You know: Hansel and Gretel, Red Riding Hood, Bluebeard, the Juniper Tree …

Michael S. Miller is editor in chief of Toledo Free Press. Contact him at mmiller@toledofreepress.com.

Murder Mystery Dinner Train: Two brothers fight over control of their father’s newspaper after his death in “Headline: Deadline.” 7-10 p.m. Saturdays, Blissfield Old Road Dinner Train’s depot, 301 E. Adrian St., Blissfield, Mich. $70. (888) 467-2451.

Bassic Toledo: 10 p.m.-2 a.m. Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Bronze Boar, 20 S. Huron St. Information: (419) 244-2627; bronzeboar.com; myspace.com/BassicToledo.

Toledo Area Children’s Art Exhibition: Celebrate Youth Art Month and the creativity of young artists from several Toledo public elementary schools and Elizabeth’s Art House. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesdays-Fridays and noon-4 Saturdays through March 25, Space 237, 237 N. Michigan St. (419) 255-5117.

“Coming Home: Beverly McIver.” Based on the many events that happen in one’s daily life, these paintings express the hope and joy of living as well as the fragility of life. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Wednesdays and Thursdays and 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturdays, through March 26, Owens Community College, Walter E. Terhune Gallery, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. Free. Information: (567) 662-2721; (800) 466-9367, ext. 2721; or www.owens.edu.

Spring Show: Nine local artists in an eclectic media mix will showcase our region’s depth of skill, craftsmanship and originality. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Tuesdays-Fridays and 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturdays through March 31, Hudson Gallery, 5645 N. Main St., Sylvania. (419) 885-8381.

Bad Astronomy: Take a clear-eyed look at popular myths and misconceptions (The Apollo Moon landings were a hoax! Astrology can tell your future!) about astronomy, all with a good touch of humor. 8 p.m. Tuesdays and Fridays and 7:30 p.m. Sundays through April 10 and 2 p.m. March 21, BGSU Planetarium, near North College Drive and East Merry Avenue, Bowling Green. $1. (419) 372-8666.

“Miss Conception”: Kelly Cousins and Emily Schlueter will present mixed media works and illustrations. 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. weekdays through May 15, UT’s Catharine S. Eberly Center for Women, Tucker Hall, 2801 W. Bancroft St. (419) 530-8570.

“Look What’s New”: Discover new purchases and get behind-the-scenes stories of significant works added to the mix since 2001, the museum’s centennial. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesdays-Thursdays and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fridays and 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sundays through May 31 in the Canaday Gallery and through the museum, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

First-Lady Style: White House Gowns. This display examines the role of the First Lady using fashion as a focus, exhibiting 33 original or reproduction gowns designed for American first ladies. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays and noon-5 Sundays through Aug. 2 (closed April 12), Hayes Museum, Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center, Spiegel Grove, Hayes and Buckland avenues, Fremont. (419) 332-2081, (800) 998-7737, www.rbhayes.org.

Especially for Families: “Spring Finally Arrived.” Families with children 7 and older can discover the signs of spring flowers and birds. 10:30 a.m.-noon March 21, Lamb Center, Side Cut Metropark, 1025 River Road, Maumee. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

“The Very Hungry Caterpillar” 40th anniversary celebration: The beloved Eric Carle book will be feted with a special story time and art and reading activities for kids 3-9. 2 p.m. March 21, Borders, 5001 Monroe St. (419) 474-3704.

“Out of Sight, Out of Murder”: A mystery author’s characters come to life after an odd electrical storm and quickly run amok. 8 p.m. March 21, Village Players Theater, 2740 Upton Ave. between Monroe St. and Central Ave. $12-$14. (419) 472-6817.

Bird Hikes for Adults: Bird lovers will enjoy these monthly outings to explore the world of birds. Binoculars and bird guides welcome. 9-11 a.m. March 21, Window on Wildlife, Secor Metropark, 10000 W. Central Ave., Berkey. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Owens Community College women’s softball vs. BGSU club: Noon March 21, Softball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

Wee Workshop: Children 3-5 and their adult companions will explore nature through art; includes an activity, nature walk and crafts. 10-11:30 a.m. March 21, Metroparks Hall, Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 W. Central Ave. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

“A Window for Murder”: A Sherlock Holmes spoof that tries to solve the murder of the owners of a country estate. Did the butler wearing bunny slippers do it? 7:30 p.m. March 21, Pemberville Opera House, 115 Main St., Pemberville. $4-$8. (419) 287-3274, (877) 287-4848 or carol@pembervilleoperahouse.org

Owens Community College men’s baseball vs. Urbana University junior varsity team: 1 p.m. March 21, Baseball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

Interpretive Naturalist Field Training: Those interested in sharing nature with others can learn the ropes. 1-3:30 p.m. March 21, Mallard Lake, Oak Openings Preserve Metropark, 4139 Girdham Road off SR-2, Swanton.

Spring Wildflower Garden Cleanup: Help prepare a new native wildflower garden and Window On Wildlife rain garden for the upcoming season. 11 a.m.-1 p.m.
March 21, Buehner Center, Oak Openings Preserve Metropark, 4139 Girdham Road off SR-2, Swanton. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Face Painting Butterfly Designs: This beginner class will emphasize brush strokes, placement of design, color, size and style. 1-3 p.m. March 21, 577 Foundation, 577 E. Front St., Perrysburg. $40. (419) 874-4174.

Icing: Teen participants will make edible sand castles. 2 p.m. March 21, Oregon Branch Library, 3340 Dustin Road, Oregon. (419) 259-5250.

The Wonders of China, Tibet and the Yangtze River: Sally Albert, travel program coordinator for the Toledo Zoo, will discuss the natural and man-made wonders of East. 2-3 p.m. March 21, 2-3 p.m. Sylvania Branch Library, 6749 Monroe St., Sylvania. Registration: (419) 882-2089.

The Lettermen: Smooth harmonies and sweet songs, including “The Way You Look Tonight” and the theme from “A Summer Place,” are this group’s hallmarks. 7:30 p.m. March 21, Ritz Theatre, 20 S. Washington St., Tiffin. $15-$35. (419) 448-8544.

TMA Tours: Get the inside scoop on what’s new, interesting and artful during docent-led tours. Most start from Libbey Court, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.
> Highlights of the Collection, 2 p.m. March 21, 2 and 3 p.m. March 22, and 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. April 10.
> Dresses, Vessels and Other Glass Tales, 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. March 27, 2 p.m. March 28, and 2 and 3 p.m. March 29 in the Glass Pavilion.
> Glass Pavilion Experience, 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. April 3, 17 and 24 in the pavilion.
> “Look What’s New” exhibition, 2 and 3 p.m. April 4, 1 and 2 p.m. April 5 and 19 and 1, 2, 3 and 4 p.m. April 12 and 26.

Spring Woodcock Walk: Learn about and then watch for the courtship flight of these peculiar game birds. 7:30 p.m. March 21 and 8 p.m. April 18, Maumee Bay State Park Nature Center, 1400 State Park Road, Oregon. (419) 836-9117.

“Beauty & the Beast Jr.”: Magic abounds and appearances aren’t what they seem in this Disney musical. A St. Joseph Catholic School production. 7:30 p.m. March 21 and 2:30 p.m. March 22, Maumee Indoor Theater, 601 Conant St., Maumee. $5-$8. (419) 261-5797.

Zenobia Shrine Circus: Elephants and tigers will perform, while clowns, jugglers and more aim to delight audiences. 2 and 6:30 p.m. March 21-22, Seagate Centre, 401 Jefferson Ave. $5-$25. (419) 321-5007 or (419) 474-1333.

“25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee”: 8 p.m. March 21, 2 p.m. March 21-22 and 7 p.m. March 22, Stranahan Theater, 4645 Heatherdowns Blvd. $20-$45. (419) 381-8851.

“Castle Royal”: The world’s smallest country advertises for a royal family, then has to deal with the results when ridiculous rules get in the way of common sense. 7 p.m. March 21 and 2 p.m. March 22, First Presbyterian Church, 2330 S. Main St., Findlay. $6-$12. (419) 422-4624.

“Rabbit Hole”: Becca and Howie Corbett have everything a family could want, until a life-shattering accident turns their world upside down and leaves the couple drifting perilously apart. 8 p.m. March 21, 26-28 and 2:30 p.m. March 22 and 29. Toledo Repertoire Theatre, 16 10th St. $10-$18. (419) 243-9277.

Funny Bone: 6140 Levis Commons Blvd., Perrysburg. $12-$14. (419) 931-3474.
> Lisa Landry: 7 p.m. March 21-22 and 10 p.m. March 21.
> Pete Lee: 7 p.m. March 26, 28-29, 7:30 and 10:15 p.m. March 27 and 10 p.m. March 28.

Fat Fish Blue: Serving blues and similar sounds, as well as bayou-style grub. Levis Commons, 6140 Levis Commons Blvd., Perrysburg. (419) 931-3474.
> The Griswalds: Toledo-based brothers Art and Roman’s blues sound is infused with gospel roots and tinged with R&B. 9:30 p.m. March 21 and April 18, $2.
> Andrew Ellis & the Setting Sons: The traditional blues get a hefty dose of grit from this guitarist. 9:30 p.m. March 27 and May 1, $2.
> Jeff Williams Group and Isis: Electric blues with soul. 9:30 p.m. March 28 and May 2, $2.
> Jason Ricci and New Blood: A mix of blues, rock, funk and jazz. 8 p.m. March 29, $10.
> Rockin’ Jake: Hailed by many as one of the premier harmonica players in the country, Jake’s original sound is a hybrid of second line, swamp funk, blues and zydeco. 8:30 p.m. April 1.
> Freakender: Modern and classic rock mix. 9:30 p.m. April 3 and May 29, $2. > The Swamp Kings: These veteran musicians play blues, rock, R&B and reggae. 9:30 p.m. April 4, $2.

Frankie’s: Toledo’s venue for rock. 308 Main St. (419) 693-5300 or www.FrankiesInnerCity.com.
> Secret Swords, Workers, Peregrine: 9 p.m. March 21, $5-$7.
> Walls of Jericho, the Red Chord, Kingdom, All Hope Abandon, Confront the System: 7 p.m. March 22, $12-$14.
> T-Town Tuesdays. Infernal Names, Wild Trees, Consider the Source: March 17. Infernal Names, Cloud Mouth: 9 p.m. March 24. Infernal Names, Blank Mind, Unhinged. 9 p.m. March 31. $2-$4.
> Street Dogs, Swingin’ Utters, Shot Baker, Homeward Bound: 7 p.m. March 18, $12-$15.
> Farewell Flight, Until Midnight: 9 p.m. March 19, $5-$7.
> Extra! Extra!, the Comeback, the Highgears, Screaming Tulips: 9 p.m. March 20, $5-$7.
> Secret Swords, Workers, Peregrine: 9 p.m. March 21, $5-$7.
> Walls of Jericho, the Red Chord, Kingdom, All Hope Abandon, Confront the System: 7 p.m. March 22, $12-$14.
> C-Fifth CD release, featuring Sixx Digi, Ghiftd, D.O.A.: 9 p.m. March 26, $5-$7.
> The Sanderlings CD release, featuring Joey and the Traitors, Verona Rd.: 9 p.m. March 27, $5-$7.
> Rookie of the Year, Schoolboy Humor, Jet Lag Gemini, Kiernan McMullan: 4 p.m. March 30, $10-$12.
> Flatfoot 56, Far From Finished: 9 p.m. March 30, $8-$10.
> JB Beverly & the Wayward Drifters, Larry Love: 9 p.m. April 1, $5-$7.
> Bitch: 9 p.m. April 2, $8-$10.
> The Movement: 9 p.m. April 3, $6-$8.
> Habitual Coersion, A Dead Calling, Fetus Eater, 80,000 Dead, Haud Impirium, Splatter Tech: 8 p.m. April 4, $5-$7.

The Bookworm Express: The Toledo Zoo will bring some guests so visitors can learn about some fascinating creatures.
> 2 p.m. March 21, Maumee Branch Library, 501 River Road, Maumee. Registration: (419) 259-5360.
> 2:30-3:30 p.m. March 28, Toledo Lucas County Main Library’s Huntington Meeting Room, 325 Michigan St. Registration: (419) 259-5231.

Travel Circle: Hostelling International presents slide shows from world travelers, preceded by a hike or a ski. Lodge, Oak Openings Preserve Metropark, 4139 Girdham Road off SR-2, Swanton.
> “Traveling in Germany”: Patti and Edgar Rapp. 1-3:30 p.m. March 21.
> “Costa Rican Escape”: Cindy Warner. 1-3:30 p.m. March 28.

Connxtions Comedy Club: Comedians bring their best yuks for your amusement.
5319 Heatherdowns Blvd. $8-$25 (based on performer). (419) 867-9041.
> Tim Wilson, 7:30 and 10 p.m. March 21.
> Bill Bushart, 8 p.m. March 25-26 and 7:30 and 10 p.m. March 27-28.
> Kevin Bozeman, 8 p.m. April 1-2 and 7:30 and 10 p.m. April 3-4.

BGSU Bachelor of Fine Arts Senior Thesis Exhibition. Reception: 7-9:30 p.m. March 21, Dorothy Uber Bryan, Willard Wankelman and Bowen-Thompson Student Union galleries. Exhibition (March 21-April 5): 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Thursdays and 1-4 p.m. Sundays, Bryan and Wankelman galleries, Fine Art Center, Willard Drive; 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays and 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Sundays, Bowen-Thompson Student Union Gallery, Ridge Street and North College Drive, Bowling Green.

Songs for Our Sister Benefit Concert: A Tribute to Mary Ann Russo. Performers include Ramona Collins, Kim Buehler, Lorie Lefevre, Joel Zmuda and the Sixth Edition. Proceeds benefit the Mary Ann Russo Scholarship Fund. 2:30 p.m. March 22, Toledo Club, 235 14th St. $25. Information: (419) 246-8732, ext. 217.

Fancy Nancy Fashion Show: Put on some ritz (or at least some glitter or sequins) and show off your catwalk moves at this event inspired by one of the most glamorous little girls around. 1-5 p.m. March 22, Bedford Branch Library, 8575 Jackman Road, Temperance, Mich. Registration: (734) 847-6747.

Altered Book: Take an old book and change it to make it a scrapbook, journal, illustration of a favorite theme or a display of your poetry or prose writing. 2-4 p.m. March 22, 577 Foundation, 577 E. Front St., Perrysburg. $15. (419) 874-4174.

Bunco Club of Toledo’s Coed Public Bunco Party: 2-6 p.m. March 22, 2439 Tremainsville Hall. $20. Information: Jennifer Allen, (419) 787-3365; www.BuncoClub.net; or www.Myspace.com/BuncoClub.

A Walk on Sacred Ground: Learn about the significance of the Battle of Fallen Timbers, which changed the face of Ohio forever. 2-4 p.m. March 22, Fallen Timbers Monument, Side Cut Metropark, 1025 River Road, Maumee. (419) 893-2789.

“The Strange Love of Martha Ivers”: A 1946 film noir starring Barbara Stanwyck. 2:30 p.m. organ overture; movie starts at 3 p.m. March 22, Collingwood Arts Center, 2413 Collingwood Blvd. $4-$15. 419-244-2787.

“Salome”: Richard Strauss’ work tells of a young woman’s revenge on John the Baptist; a Toledo Opera production. 2 p.m. March 22, Valentine Theatre, 400 N. Superior St. $29-$95. (419) 242-2787.

BGSU Faculty Artist Series: Bryan Recital Hall, BGSU’s Moore Musical Arts Center, Willard Drive and Ridge Street, Bowling Green.
> Pianist Solungga Fang-Tzu Liu will present “The Pleasure Dome of Kubla Kahn,” 3 p.m. March 22.
> 8 p.m. March 25.

TMA Family Center programs: Hands-on art activities for children. Noon-5:30 p.m. Sundays and 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000 or www.toledomuseum.org.
> Create a Mini Mosaic, March 22, 24 and 26.
> Egg Carton Art, March 29, 31 and April 2.

Sunday Matinees: BGSU hosts a series of free films for the season; commentary is offered by film experts. 3 p.m., Hanna Hall’s Gish Film Theater, East Wooster Street, Bowling Green.
> “The General”: An entire train is stolen and steered across enemy lines during the Civil War by Buster Keaton. Also, “The Knockout.” March 22.
> “The Old Dark House”: On a storm-tossed rainy night unwary travelers find haven at a creepy house. Also, “The Chimp.” March 29.

Owens Community College men’s baseball vs. Ashland University junior varsity team: 3 p.m. March 23, Baseball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

National Puppy Day: Learn about the wiggly, squirmy, lovable baby dogs and take a quiz. 3:30-4:15 p.m. March 23, Lagrange Branch Library, 3422 Lagrange St. (419) 259-5280.

Wolcott Guild historical lectures: Local authors, educators and historians will discuss aspects of the area’s past. 10 a.m. Mondays, Maumee Branch Library, 501 River Road, Maumee. (419) 259-5360.
> March 23: Jack Paquette, who spent part of his childhood at the Lucas County Children’s Home, will talk about those times during the Great Depression.
> March 30: Steve Alexander will do a first-person narration of Gen. George Armstrong Custer.

Fast Times at the Michigan Theater: Screenings of modern and classic coming-of-age comedies. 7 p.m. Mondays through March 30, Michigan Theater, 603 E. Liberty, Ann Arbor, Mich. $7-$9. (734) 764-2538.
> “Dazed & Confused,” March 23.
> “Superbad,” March 30.

Silver Screen Classics: Classic movies at classic prices. 1 p.m. Mondays, Showcase Cinemas Levis Commons, 2005 Hollenbeck Dr., Perrysburg. $2. (419) 891-5039.
> “Angel and the Badman,” March 23.

Dinosaur Storytime: Learn about these prehistoric animals and make projects to take home. 4-5 p.m. March 24, Kent Branch Library, 3101 Collingwood Blvd. (419) 259-5283.

College Resource Night: Learn how to choose a college, find scholarships and other sources of funding. 6:30-8 p.m. March 24, Toledo Lucas County Main Library’s McMaster Center, 325 Michigan St. Registration: (419) 259-5297.

Addy’s American Girl Birthday: Learn about Addy’s escape to freedom and heroic and historic women, play games and make crafts. 4-5 p.m. March 24, Mott Branch Library, 1085 Dorr St. (419) 259-5230.

Afternoon Breakfast: Pancakes will be served with a side of sweet stories. 4 p.m. March 24, Birmingham Branch Library, 203 Paine Ave. (419) 259-5210.

Dance Theatre of Harlem Ensemble: Young dancers trained in the DTH style will perform interactive performances including familiar repertory as well as ballets specially created for them to share the troupe’s legacy. Noon (school show) and 7 p.m. March 24, Owens Community College, Center for Fine and Performing Arts’ Mainstage Theatre, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. $20-$26. Information: (567) 661-2787 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 2787; tickets: owens.tix.com.

Community blood drive: 9 a.m.-3 p.m. March 24, Owens Community College, Student Health and Activities Center, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. Information: (567) 661-7310 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 7310.

Health Career Expo: Area health organizations will offer information related to beginning or advancing a career in the health profession. 2-4:30 p.m. March 24, Owens Community College, Audio/Visual Classroom Center Rooms 125-128, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg; and 2-4 p.m. March 26, Room 174, 3200 Bright Road, Findlay. Information: (567) 661-7556 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 7556.

Collectibles: Tools Make the Man. Ed Rohr will display and discuss his old-time hand tools for woodworking, barrel coopering, auto work, farming, yard care and metal working. 10-11 a.m. March 24, Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 W. Central Ave. (419) 535-3056.

Owens Community College women’s softball vs. Macomb Community College: 3:30 p.m. March 24, Softball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

“Thinking Outside the Crate” talk: Dean Vickers, the Humane Society of the United States’ director for Ohio, will speak about state legislation to phase out some confinement systems for factory farmed pigs, chickens and cows. 7-8:30 p.m. March 24, Sanger Branch Library, meeting room B, 3030 W. Central Ave. Information: heatherg@mercyforanimals.org, www.mercyforanimals.org or (419) 304-4948.

Owens Community College men’s baseball vs. BGSU club: 3 p.m. March 24, Baseball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

“LightsOut”: A UT Office of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Initiatives series featuring movies addressing the history, culture and contributions of that community. Screenings will be followed by a discussion facilitated by Tammy Kinsey, associate professor of film. 7 p.m. Tuesdays, Memorial Field House Room 2100, Center Drive, 2801 W. Bancroft St. anthony.kapp@utoledo.edu.
> “Milk” reveals the struggles of San Francisco’s first openly gay public official, Harvey Milk, in 1977. March 24.
> “Ke Kulana He Mahu” is a documentary about the relationship between the gay and transgendered communities among Hawaii’s indigenous people. March 31.

BGSU concerts at the Manor House: Tuesday evening performances from the university’s music and voice students. 7:30-8:30 p.m., Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 W. Central Ave.
> Vocal Wonders: From operas to gospel to classics, the students of Myra Merritt demonstrate their vocal expertise. March 24.
> Musical Mastery: Doctor of musical arts candidates will perform. March 31.

Partners in Fun: Three- and 4-year-olds and their adults will listen to stories, play games and make crafts based on the week’s theme. 10-11 a.m. Tuesdays, 577 Foundation, 577 E. Front St., Perrysburg. $5. (419) 874-4174 or www.577foundation.org.
> Farm: March 24.
> Cow: March 31.

Tuesdays at the Gish film series: 7:30 p.m., Hanna Hall’s Gish Film Theater, BGSU, East Wooster Street, Bowling Green.
> March 24: “Freaks.” A 1932 cult classic about carnival sideshow acts.
> March 31: “The Terror of Tiny Town” (1938), a western starring only little people. Exploitation or empowerment? You decide.

Jaroslav Malina: The artist’s designs and paintings will be on display. Reception, 6-9 p.m. March 27; exhibition, 9-10 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays and 10-10 p.m. Sundays, March 24-April 29, UT’s Center for the Visual Arts, 620 Grove Place. (419) 530-8300.

“The Pajama Game”: A worker representative and a factory superintendent on opposite sides of heated negotiations find themselves in the middle of different kind of relations in this comedy musical. 8 p.m. March 25, Valentine Theatre, 400 N. Superior St. $38-$59. (419) 242-2787.

Career event: Job seekers can get help improving their resumes, cover letters and interviewing skills and learn about job Web sites, GED preparation and testing and education opportunities. 7-8:30 p.m. March 25, Way Public Library, 101 E. Indiana Ave., Perrysburg. Information: Karen Rothman, (419) 874-3135, ext. 134, or rothmaka@oplin.org.

Film Focus: This independent film series debuts works not seen locally; recommended for adults only. 6:45-9 p.m. March 26, Toledo Lucas County Main Library, 325 Michigan St. (419) 259-5207.

Gardening for Maximum Nutrition: Learn how to get top nutrition, flavor & pest resistance into the foods you grow. 6-8 p.m. March 26, 577 Foundation, 577 E. Front St., Perrysburg. $10. (419) 874-4174.

Fit for Teens: Learn how to start living a healthier lifestyle with tips and recipes. 4 p.m. March 26, Birmingham Branch Library, 203 Paine Ave. (419) 259-5210.

Cinematic Delights: Comedies will be shown on a big screen and the popcorn will be plentiful. 3:45-4:30 p.m. March 26, Heatherdowns Branch Library, 3265 Glanzman Road. (419) 259-5270.

Cats and … Cupcakes: What do these two have in common? Find out during this program. 4 p.m. March 26, South Branch Library, 1736 Broadway. (419) 259-5395.

Registration Rocks: Individuals can meet Owens Community College faculty and staff, take placement tests, pick up financial aid information and register for fall and summer classes. 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. March 26-27, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg; 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. March 26-27, 3200 Bright Road, Findlay. Information: enrollment services, (567) 661-7253 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 7253.

Dim Sum Cooking: The name of these Chinese dumplings means “touch your heart.” In olden days, dishes were made to delight the heart of the emperor. Chefs used top quality ingredients and prepared morsels with the same meats by changing the textures, taste, styles, creating many small, light dishes. 11:30-2 p.m. and 6-8:30 p.m. March 27, 577 Foundation, 577 E. Front St., Perrysburg. $20. (419) 874-4174.

Richard Marx: This Grammy-winning singer/songwriter hit the charts with songs such as “Don’t Mean Nothing” and “Endless Summer Nights.” 7:30 p.m. March 27, Ritz Theatre, 20 S. Washington St., Tiffin. $25-$45. (419) 448-8544.

Is There Anyone Out There? This program looks at how astronomers search for extra-terrestrial intelligence, where they think it might be found and what they think their odds of success are. 7:30 p.m. March 27, Ritter Planetarium, University of Toledo, 2801 W. Bancroft St. $4-$5. (419) 530-4037 or (419) 530-2650.

Local glass artists’ demonstration: Larry Zengel and Brett Young will show off contemporary marble-making techniques and make blown-glass designs. 7-10 p.m. March 27, TMA’s Glass Pavilion, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

Wine Tastings: Lovers of the vine’s fruit can try varietals based on the evening’s theme. 7-9:30 p.m. in TMA’s Glass Pavilion, 2445 Monroe St. $20. (419) 255-8000.
> Vinos de Espana, March 27.
> New Zealand: Kiwi Favorites, April 3.
> Alsace: Wine by the Rhine, April 10.

“The Importance of Being Earnest”: Emmanuel Christian School takes on Oscar Wilde’s tale of love and deception. March 27-28, Emmanuel Baptist Church, 4607 Laskey Road. $5. (419) 473-3280 or (419) 885-3558.

Passion: The Toledo Symphony’s performance is designed to transport and inspire listeners in this exploration of romance and ecstasy. The program includes Tchaikovsky’s “Romeo and Juliet” and Wagner’s “Tristan und Isolde.” 8 p.m. March 27-28, TMA’s Peristyle, 2445 Monroe St. $20-$47. (419) 246-8000 or www.toledosymphony.com.

“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”: A crafty slave struggles to win the hand of a beautiful but slow-witted courtesan for his young master in exchange for his freedom. Presented by the Waterville Playshop. 8 p.m. March 27-28 and 2 p.m. March 29, Grand Rapids Town Hall, West Front Street, Grand Rapids. $8-$10. Tickets, (734) 856-7107; information, (419) 471-3630.

“Barefoot in the Park”: A young married couple struggles with a shared life in a six-story walk-up apartment. 8 p.m. March 27-28 and April 3-4 and 2 p.m. April 5, First United Methodist Church Theatre, 1526 E. Wooster St., Bowling Green; staged by the Black Swamp Players. $10. www.blackswampplayers.org.

Perrysburg Area Arts Council: Celebrating 20 Years of the Arts. Local artists will display their juried works in varied media and style in the council’s first TMA Community Gallery exhibition. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesdays-Thursdays and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fridays and 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sundays, March 27-May 10, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

Seleucia-on-the-Tigris: A political and trading hub for more than five centuries, this city was capital of one of Alexander the Great’s successors. The TMA was part of an excavation in the 1930s; this exhibit displays what was uncovered. University of Michigan archeology professor Margaret Cool Root will discuss the city at 7:30 p.m. March 27 in the Little Theater; the exhibit will run March 27-June 28 in the Little Theater Gallery. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesdays-Thursdays and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fridays and 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sundays, TMA, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

Fine Arts Fair: Area residents interested in experiencing the fine and performing arts in a hands-on setting are invited to attend; free events and activities will range from beginning photography to theater. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. March 28, Owens Community College, Center for Fine and Performing Arts, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. Information: (567) 661-7277 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 7277.

Fifth annual Spring Craft Show: Crafters from Ohio and Michigan will show and sell a variety of crafts, a soup-and-sandwich luncheon will be available and baked good will be sold all day. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. March 28, Hope United Methodist Church, 4069 W. Sylvania Ave. (across from Westfield Franklin Park). Information: mjperk@aol.com.

Eco Hikers: Young nature lovers (ages 6-12) will learn about the ecological and historical importance of the Metroparks through games, activities and hands-on exploration. 1-2:30 p.m. March 28, Wildwood Preserve, Visitor Center, Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 W. Central Ave. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Owens Community College women’s softball vs. Tiffin University junior varsity: 1 p.m. March 28, Softball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

So, You Want to be an Astronomer? This program takes a look at backyard astronomy and examines what astronomers do and how they do it. 1 p.m. March 28, Ritter Planetarium, University of Toledo, 2801 W. Bancroft St. $4-$5. (419) 530-4037 or (419) 530-2650.

Wildflowers of Spring: A slide show about wildflowers followed by an optional walk. 1-2 p.m. March 28, Metroparks Hall, Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 W. Central Ave. (419) 535-3056.

“James and the Giant Peach”: A musical based on Roald Dahl’s imaginative book. 2 p.m. March 28, Valentine Theatre, 400 N. Superior St. $16. (419) 242-2787.

“Lawrence of Arabia”: A British military figure’s loyalties are divided during a long-term assignment aiding an Arab revolt against the Turks. 2 p.m. March 28, Ritz Theatre, 20 S. Washington St., Tiffin. $3. (419) 448-8544.

Sylvania Business Expo: Local businesses will show off their services and wares; demonstrations and taste tests will be part of the “Taste of Sylvania” feature; and children can take part in activities. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. March 28, Tam-o-Shanter, 7060 Sylvania Ave., Sylvania.

Fan Appreciation Show: Nine bands @@ OnceOver, Goodbye Blue Skies, Dying to Know, All Hope Abandon, Ardor, Turophile, Common Hatred @@ on two stages. 7 p.m. March 28, Headliners, 4500 N. Detroit Ave. Free-$3 tickets available from the bands or local record stores; $6 at the door. (419) 269-4500 or www.headlinerstoledo.com.

Hot glass drop-in sessions: An hour-long session allows the intrepid try creating a masterpiece with hot glass. TMA’s Glass Pavilion Flameworking Studio, 2445 Monroe St. $20. (419) 255-8000.
> Pressed Glass Paperweights, 1-2:30 and 3:30-4:30 p.m. March 28.
> Pull a Glass Flower, 8-9 p.m. April 3 and 17.
> Colorful Glass Beads, 8-9 p.m. April 3.

Introduction to Genealogy: Local history librarian Richard Baranowski and genealogist Bonnie Cousino will lead these workshops. 1-3 p.m. March 28 and April 4, Way Public Library’s Technology Lab, 101 E. Indiana Ave., Perrysburg. Registration: (419) 874-3135, ext. 119.

The Preservation of Presidential and Political Artifacts: Two of Henry Ford Museum’s specialists will discuss the special care required for items in the collection, such as the chair in which Abraham Lincoln was shot, original documents such as the Stamp Act, 13th Amendment and a rare copy of the Declaration of Independence. 2 p.m. March 29, Benson Ford Research Center, Henry Ford Museum & Greenfield Village, 20900 Oakwood Blvd., Dearborn, Mich. (313) 982-6020 or (800) 835-5237.

Walleye Walk: Learn about the walleye and the history of the fishery. 2-3 p.m. March 29, Side Cut Metropark’s Riverview Area, 1025 River Road, Maumee. (419) 893-2789.

TSA Pop & Rock at Mickey Finn’s: Toledo School for the Arts students will perform. 4 p.m. March 29, 602 Lagrange St. $3. (419) 246-8732.

Owens Community College women’s softball vs. Oakland Community College: 1 p.m. March 29, Softball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

Seasonal decorating and entertaining: Update your decor in a refreshing palette. 5 p.m. March 29, Pottery Barn, Westfield Franklin Park, 5001 Monroe St., near Dick’s Sporting Goods. Register: (419) 475-4980.

Spotlight Young Musicians: The region’s premier instrumentalists will perform works by Berlioz, Grieg and Tchaikovsky. 4:30 p.m. March 29, TMA’s Peristyle, 2445 Monroe St. $16-$20. (419) 246-8000 or www.toledosymphony.com.

Paws With a Heart: Meet a couple of therapy dogs and find out about their jobs. 4-5 p.m. March 30, Lagrange Branch Library, 3422 Lagrange St. (419) 259-5280.

Owens Community College men’s baseball vs. Concordia University junior varsity: 3 p.m. March 30, Baseball Complex, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

UT Jazz Night: The university’s jazz ensemble will play favorites. 8:30 p.m. March 30 and April 13 and 27, Murphy’s Place, 151 Water St. $3-$5. (419) 530-2452 or (419) 241-7732.

An Evening of Classical Guitar: 8 p.m. March 30, UT’s Center for Performing Arts Recital Hall, Tower View Boulevard and West Campus Drive. (419) 530-2452.

America’s Next Top Model: This workshop will cover how to become a model, the stories of some of the top posers and how they broke into the business. 4-5 p.m. March 31, Lagrange Branch Library, 3422 Lagrange St. (419) 259-5280.
as we celebrate National Women’s History Month.

Beginning & Intermediate Strings: Toledo School for the Arts students will perform. 7 p.m. March 31, TSA Attic Theater, 333 14th St. $3-$5. (419) 246-8732.

Celebrate Women’s History: Discover the heroic ladies who have made a difference in our country. 4-5 p.m. March 31, Kent Branch Library, 3101 Collingwood Blvd. (419) 259-5283.

Owens Community College Board of Trustees meeting: 12:30 p.m. March 31, Fire Science and Law Enforcement Center Rooms 145-1147, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg.

Fit for Life: Healthy Afterschool Snacks. Learn how to start living a healthier lifestyle with tips and recipes. 4 p.m. March 31, Birmingham Branch Library, 203 Paine Ave. (419) 259-5210.

Festival of New Music: Electronic & Mixed Media. The Festival of New Music showcases new and innovative music for band, orchestra, chamber, and chorus ensembles, as well as electronic forms. 8 p.m. March 31-April 1, UT’s Center for Performing Arts Recital Hall, Tower View Boulevard and West Campus Drive; 8 p.m. April 2, Doerrman Theatre, University Hall, 2801 W. Bancroft St. (419) 530-2452.

Toddler Trails: Children 18 months to 3 years old and their adults can go on outdoor nature adventures. 10-11 a.m. April 1, Wildwood Preserve Metropark’s Visitor Center, 5100 W. Central Ave. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Butterfly House: The home to hundreds of flittery, fluttery creatures that capture hearts and imaginations will open April 1. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays and noon-5 Sundays, 11455 Obee Road, Whitehouse. $4.50-$6. (419) 877-2733.

Dillon House Victorian Teas: One of Fremont’s finest examples of Victorian-era architecture is the setting for monthly formal events that feature all the fineries of a 19th-century tea, including entertainment such as this month’s tealeaf readings. 1-3 p.m. April 1, Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center, Buckland Avenue, Fremont. $12-$20. Reservations: (419) 332-2081, ext. 38, or (800) 998-7737.

Nature’s Nursery: This program reveals how animals care for their young and the role of parents in various species. 7-8 p.m. April 2, Sanger Branch Library, 3030 W. Central Ave. Registration: (419) 259-5295.

Butterflies and Puppet shows: 4 p.m. April 2, South Branch Library, 1736 Broadway. (419) 259-5395.

“Into the Woods”: Stephen Sondheim’s musical shows through the intertwining experiences of characters from many well-loved fairy tales that every granted wish comes at a cost. 8 p.m. April 2-4 and 2 p.m. April 4-5, Eva Marie Saint Theatre, second floor of BGSU’s University Hall, East Wooster Street at South College Drive, Bowling Green. $5-$12. (419) 372-2719.

Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast”: Based on the French fairy tale in which friends unite against an evil foe and important lessons about looking beyond appearances to find true love. A St. John’s Jesuit High School production. 7 p.m. April 2-3 and 2 p.m. April 4-5, Valentine Theatre, 400 N. Superior St. $13. (419) 242-2787 or www.valentinetheatre.com

Club Friday: Some of the city’s most talented performers entertain museum-goers during TMA’s It’s Friday events. 6:30-9:30 p.m. April 3: Blue Moon will play folk pop. Cloister, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

One Curator and One Dealer: Two men with these positions will discuss the art market, in particular how it relates to museums. 7:30 p.m. April 3, TMA Gallery 28, 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.

The Legend in Black: Bill Cayley will perform the songs and stories of Johnny and June Carter Cash. 8 p.m. April 3, Owens Community College, Center for Fine and Performing Arts’ Mainstage Theatre, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. $15-$25. Information: (567) 661-2787 or (800) 466-9367, ext. 2787; tickets: owens.tix.com.

“Throne of Blood”: Akira Kurosawa’s version of Macbeth re-imagines the dark tragedy in a ghost-filled feudal Japan. 7:30 p.m. April 3, UT’s Center for Performing Arts Lab Theatre, Tower View Boulevard and West Campus Drive. (419) 530-2452.

Tea in the Solarium: Delicious sandwiches and desserts served in an elegant manner. Noon-3 April 3, Wildwood Preserve Metropark’s Manor House, 5100 W. Central Ave. $7. Prepaid reservations available, but not required: (419) 508 0951.

Spring Skies Over Toledo: Take a look at the stars, constellations and planets visible from the Glass City, examine ancient mythologies associated with the constellations and learn about the latest discoveries in astronomy. 7:30 p.m. April 3 and 10, Ritter Planetarium, University of Toledo, 2801 W. Bancroft St. $4-$5. (419) 530-4037 or (419) 530-2650.

“Jesus Christ Superstar”: A musical retelling of the last days of Christ. 8 p.m. April 3-4 and 10-11 and 3 p.m. April 5, Croswell Opera House, 129 E. Maumee St., Adrian, Mich. $18-$25. (517) 264-7469.

Martial Arts: Learn to stay focused, maintain self-control, improve self-confidence and exercise at this introduction to the martial arts. 2:30 p.m. April 4, Toledo Lucas County Main Library, 325 Michigan St. Registration: (419) 259-5231.

Maidens IV: Four-part harmony from a quartet of sisters who play Celtic and folk music on a variety of string instruments. 7:30 p.m. April 4, Pemberville Opera House, 115 Main St., Pemberville. $10. (419) 287-3274, (877) 287-4848 or carol@pembervilleoperahouse.org.

Springtime Geocache Egg Hunt: Families and adults of all ages can bring their global positioning system units to search for plastic eggs hidden in the park. A limited number of GPS units will be available to borrow on a first come, first served basis with driver’s license. 10 a.m.-noon April 4, Buehner Center porch, Oak Openings Preserve Metropark, 4139 Girdham Road off SR-2, Swanton. $5. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Bells: The celestial harmonies of handbells will ring throughout BGSU’s planetarium. 3:30 p.m. April 4, near North College Drive and East Merry Avenue, Bowling Green. (419) 372-8666.

Spring Egg Hunt: Stories and songs will be shared, and children can hunt for eggs and have a visit from Mr. Cottontail himself. Children 4 and younger, 9:30 a.m. April 4; for kids 5-7, 11 a.m. April 4, Washington Branch Library, 5560 Harvest Lane. (419) 259-5330.

Egghunt Eggs-travaganza: Stories, songs and an egghunt for children 1-8 years old. 2 p.m. April 4, rain or shine, Point Place Branch Library, 2727 117th St. Registration: (419) 259-5390; tickets available after March 23.

Wood County Historical Center and Museum spring open house: Blacksmithing demonstrations, self-guided tours of exhibits such as “Native American Indians of Northwest Ohio” and “Wood County Infirmary,” and the Linwood Road pedestrian bridge over and along the Portage River are highlights of this event, which starts the museum’s open season hours (9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Tuesdays-Fridays and 1-4 p.m. Saturdays-Sundays). 9 a.m.-4 p.m. April 4, 13360 County Home Road, Bowling Green. (419) 352-0967 or www.woodcountyhistory.org.

Piano Quintet Plus Hyden 77: The Toledo Symphony will perform symphonies by Hyden and Schubert, and members will break out to play one of Mozart’s favorite pieces. 7:30 p.m. April 4, Franciscan Theatre & Conference Center, Lourdes College, 6832 Convent Blvd., Sylvania. $29-$33. (419) 246-8000 or www.toledosymphony.com.

Vineyard Adventures: The Toledo Zoo takes wine lovers around the world with samples of the globe’s best grapes. Vino’s friends will listen to live music and receive an engraved keepsake wine glass. 2700 Broadway. $40. Reservations: (419) 385-5721, ext. 3092.
> Best of the West: 7-9 p.m. April 4, African Lodge.

GED preparation class orientation session: Area residents can enhance basic skills in English or math or improve employment skills. 11 a.m. April 4, Owens Community College, College Hall Room 99, 30335 Oregon Road, Perrysburg. Classes are 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays, College Hall Rooms 166-168. Information: (567) 661-7160 or 466-9367, ext. 7160.

Bunny Train: Cookies, Easter candy, punch and seasonal activities are in store, as well as visits with the Easter Bunny. 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. April 4 and 11, Old Road Dinner Train, 301 E. Adrian St., Blissfield, Mich. $10-$13. Registration: (888) 467-2451.

“Cinderella”: A performance by the Ballet Theatre of Toledo of choreography by director Nigel Burgoine. 7 p.m. April 4 and 2 p.m. April 5, Maumee Performing Arts Center, 1147 Saco St., Maumee. $15-$35. Information: (419) 861-0895 or www.ballettheatreoftoledo.org.

Shipshewana on the Road: Vendors, including those who show their wares at the namesake Indiana market, will sell pine furniture and home decor; homemade jams, jellies and cookies; 14-karat gold and sterling silver jewelry; and more. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. April 4 and 10 a.m.-5 p.m. April 5, Tam-O-Shanter, 7060 Sylvania Ave., Sylvania. $3.

Field Trip to the Moon: 1 p.m. Saturdays, April 4-25, Ritter Planetarium, University of Toledo, 2801 W. Bancroft St. $4-$5. (419) 530-4037 or (419) 530-2650.

“Three Women in the Woods: Preservation and Conservation of Ohio’s Woodlands.” Jane Rogers, Jill Sell and Barbara Krans Jenkins are working together to help preserve beautiful and endangered landscapes. This exhibition of photography, fine art and poetry tries to educate and encourage others to express their own appreciation for nature and raise the level of caring for the natural world. Noon-5 p.m. weekends and during special events, April 4-June 28, National Center for Nature Photography, Secor Metropark, 10000 W. Central Ave., Berkey. (419) 829-2761.

Outdoor Writers Photo Show: Winning entries in the Outdoor Writers Association of America annual photography contest will be on display. Noon-5 p.m. weekends and during special events, April 4-June 28, National Center for Nature Photography, Secor Metropark, 10000 W. Central Ave., Berkey. (419) 829-2761.

RootsMagic workshop: Learn tips and tricks for using one of the most popular pieces of software for genealogists. 1-4 p.m. April 5, Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center, Buckland Avenue, Fremont. Registration: (419) 332-2081 or (800) 998-7737.

Hands-on activities: TMA hosts art-related projects for children and the young at heart. 2445 Monroe St. (419) 255-8000.
> Cup of Tea: Make a tea set for two. 2-4 p.m. April 5, Libbey Court.

Something Old, Something New: A chamber music concert by Toledo Symphony members featuring works by Brahms and Sforzini. 7 p.m. April 5, Toledo Club, 235 14th St. $25-35. (419) 246-8000 or www.toledosymphony.com.

Vocalstra and UT Latin Jazz Ensemble concert: A one-of-a-kind show from some of the university’s most talented performers. 8 p.m. April 6, Center for Performing Arts Recital Hall, Tower View Boulevard and West Campus Drive. $3-$5. (419) 530-2452.

Zoo Pets 2: The Toledo Zoo will offer hands-on experiences with exotic animals and explain the truth about some of the most misunderstood creatures on Earth. 6-7 p.m. April 6, Mott Branch Library, 1085 Dorr St. (419) 259-5230.

Spring Flings: Puppet tales and crafts are in store. 2:30 p.m. April 6, 8, 13 and 15, Toledo Lucas County Main Library, 325 Michigan St. (419) 259-5207.

Aromatherapy workshop: Participants will learn to identify commonly used therapeutic-grade oils and their health benefits, get tips for safe use and handling of oils and make a blend for personal use. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. April 7, Toledo Botanical Garden, 5403 Elmer Dr. $20. Register: (419) 536-2860.

Spring centerpiece workshop: Bring a breath of fresh air and touch of spring into your home by completing this make-and-take program. 7 p.m. April 8, Way Public Library’s Technology Lab, 101 E. Indiana Ave., Perrysburg. $15. Registration: (419) 874-3135.

In the Park After Dark: Glimpse nature at night by the light of the full moon on this guided exploration with owl calling, storytelling and night sky interpretation are included. 8:30-9:30 p.m. April 9, Swan Creek Preserve Metropark, Airport Highway Airport Highway parking lot. $5. Reservations: (419) 407-9700 or reservations.metroparkstoledo.com.

Bitch has never been shy.
She’s written songs about sexuality, politics, marijuana.
“It’s definitely my philosophy that you may as well as express yourself because what else are you going to do? You’re just going to die,” the singer said. “Hopefully it’s a message to other people to live free and live true to themselves.

“I do think artists have a responsibility to express political views or how they see the world. I think that’s really why art exists so we can have faith in our collective consciousness for ways to work toward a utopia that we all believe is possible.”
Strong words from the woman who muscled into the music world as half of Bitch and Animal. Ani DiFranco was so impressed by the duo’s 1999 debut she signed them to her Righteous Babe Records, and the two opened for her on tour.
“I was such a kid when we started touring with Ani; I feel like I learned everything from her,” Bitch said. “She’s always been such a teacher of mine. Something about her voice and where she was coming from that I really listened to how unique her voice was — I had never heard anything like that — and I’m not talking just about the way she sings, just the way she turns a phrase and the kinds of things she was talking about were so radical and important for me to hear as a young feminist.
“So touring with her was just like hanging around in whatever church you go to; it was really mind-expanding for me.”
Back with a new band, Bitch and The Exciting Conclusion, the singer-songwriter is working on a new disc. She plays electric violin, ukulele and keyboards; Gabriel Kubitz is on bass, and Lee Free is on drums.
“I feel it’s going to be a collection of songs that span all my different styles, which I’m really exited about. There’s a few out-and-out rock songs and then a couple good ballads,” Bitch said while taking a break from recording in New York. “I think it’s going to come out in the fall.”
Bitch and The Exciting Conclusion will play some new songs at Frankie’s April 2. Doors open at 9 p.m. Tickets are $8 in advance and $10 night of show.
“There’s [a new song] called ‘Happy’ that’s all about being happy about the new administration,” Bitch said. “There’s a song called ‘Lost You,’ which is a beautiful, big-type ballad, which is kind of a heartbreak song … There’s a song called ‘Catskills.’ I’ve been playing it now for a few years. It’s kind of an Appalachian hoedown-type song.”

Big changes are coming to our household.  We are preparing to break the male/female tie in our family by welcoming one more little one into the mix.  We are also preparing to break the one child to one bedroom ratio with our new addition, begging the question, “Just where do we put everyone and everything now?”

Reorganization is a constant part of family life.  The biggest adjustment comes, of course, the first time a little one’s things need to find their place in a home formerly dedicated to adulthood.  Extensive music and movie collections, decorative furniture and other pre-child luxuries suddenly take a back seat to making way for a crib, a changing table and other modern-day baby essentials.  It is this preparation for baby that builds excitement and makes the idea of a tiny human being sharing the house even seem possible.

Before we brought our first child home, all I could think about was one day seeing a tiny coat hanging right there on a hook with ours and miniature shoes lying neatly beneath.  The day I noticed that my vision had become a reality was the day I realized that my dream of creating a family had finally come true.

Jumping ahead six years, we now have a coat rack solely devoted to child-sized outerwear and several pairs of miscellaneous-sized, various-occasion shoes fighting for prominence at the bottom of the coat closet.  The small collection of infant toys that once fit neatly into a cute basket in the corner of our living room has somehow multiplied into a family room, a garage and two bedrooms full of toys and activities appropriate for ages ranging from 0 to 6.  A couple of dresser drawers of baby clothes have become 12 plastic tubs stacked up against a wall in the basement.  And now we are about to start again from the beginning.

We are back to figuring out just where to put a swing, a bouncy seat and a rocking chair without moving every other piece of furniture we own to storage.  It was an adjustment with our first child and continues to be with our third.  This time around, however, we do have the added challenge of also accommodating the possessions of our two other children, who are different genders and are at different stages of childhood.  In a nutshell, it’s a big job and it’s not easy.

It’s not easy, but having children and being a family calls for a willingness to adapt to each individual’s needs in the beginning and as they change over time.  Such change doesn’t stop at material things or space requirements; emotional needs, personal interests and individual dispositions continuously come into play.  It is a family’s responsibility to create a cohesive sum out of all of its varied parts.

My family and I are not just preparing our home for the physical presence and needs of a new person.  We are preparing as a family to welcome a new personality.  Not only are everyone’s toys and furniture being shifted around, so are our individual roles and obligations.  Our daughter is preparing to become a big sister and give up her role as the youngest.  And our son, whose little coat first made our dream come true, is readying to take on his role of oldest with even greater responsibility.  Each of us is preparing to welcome our newest member with the same patience and love we already have for one another.

When my husband and I first reorganized our lives in order to become a family, we didn’t know that our son would be colicky or that our daughter would be premature.  We didn’t know that one would have persistence beyond belief and the other would have a willfulness we never thought possible.  We didn’t know that the two of them would teach us more in 6 years than we had learned in the previous 26.  And we have yet to know what this new child has in store for all of us now.

What we do know is that making room for baby goes far beyond where we are physically going to put everyone and everything.  It is about accepting a lifelong change to the family dynamic, and it is one we are looking forward to.

Shannon Szyperski and her husband Michael are raising two children in Sylvania. E-mail her at letters@toledofreepress.com.

Upset with the high price of diesel fuel? The biggest share of the blame falls on state and federal governments.
As with all commodities, the laws of supply and demand play an important role in the cost of fuel. However, the taxes imposed (user tax) on fuel plays a great role in fuel’s high cost.
Diesel-operated vehicles transport nearly 70 percent of the nation’s goods. Businesses pass taxes onto consumers in the form of higher prices for goods and services. The effect of taxation on fuel then affects the cost of goods and services. In return, this provides the federal and state governments with additional sales tax revenue generated from the higher-priced goods — a never-ending spiral it would seem.
An independent trucker operating one truck can easily purchase 125 gallons of diesel each day. A medium-size trucking company can purchase 25,000 gallons per day, while a large company could purchase 250,000 gallons or more.
A huge amount of money is generated for the government in the form of tax revenue. And whether the trucking company is large or small, the increased taxes are passed onto the consumer.
If you operate a small company or just own a diesel pickup truck, the effects of these taxes hurt. If you buy 40 gallons of diesel a week, you add more than $20 to the government’s coffers. The amount of money that the government makes each day from the sale of diesel alone is mind-boggling.
Does the government have a vested interest in sustaining this revenue-generating source? We are just talking diesel fuel sales in this article and not discussing gasoline sales. The taxes generated from fuel sales alone, each day, in the United States is larger than many yearly budgets for nations around the world.
Combined state, federal and local taxes on one gallon of diesel as of January (national average is 50.8 cents per gallon):

• Ohio: 52.4 cpg
• Michigan: 54.0 cpg
• Indiana: 64.7 cpg
• New York: 67.8 cpg
• Hawaii: 70.6 cpg
• Alaska: 24.4 cpg
• Georgia: 39.1 cpg

According to the United States energy information administration, we use more than 100 million gallons of diesel each day within the country. If we use the figure 50.8 cents of tax per gallon, that equals an amazing $18.6 billion per year just in diesel fuel sales. This does not include the tax on gasoline consumption. Some estimates indicate that actual diesel consumption is closer to 150 million gallons per day. Using anyone’s measure, the United States is collecting nearly $19 billion.
These numbers are staggering, but they pale in comparison to the revenue generated from gasoline taxes each year.
In 2010, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) will mandate that all diesel vehicles use ultra low sulpher content diesel (ULSD) fuel. We actually have been phasing in the new ULSD since 2006.
Without getting extremely technical, the new ULSD fuels have less lubricating properties than the older diesel fuels, which they replace.
This has required diesel manufacturers to completely redesign the fuel systems on their engines.  Of course, the new fuel systems cost more to produce, and the research and development costs must be calculated in as well.
Many foreign governments subsidize the research and development costs to their manufacturers. However, this is not the case in the free market here in the United States.
Another major factor in the cost of diesel is the increased costs in production necessary to achieve the low sulpher levels. A major change in the fuel delivery and transport infrastructure was also necessary — all of which has added to the cost of fuel.
Not only has the EPA required the use of ULSD fuels, it has also imposed greater exhaust emissions standards that must be incorporated into the new engines. Yet, this further adds to the cost. While the U.S. engine manufacturers absorb the costs, foreign manufacturers get help from their governments.
This double standard has prompted at least one U.S. engine manufacturer to stop building smaller diesel engines. The U.S. consumer, regrettably, loses because diesel engines are more cost-efficient than gasoline engines to operate.
The reasons that diesel fuel prices are so high today is a complex subject. A few years ago, diesel cost significantly less than gasoline.  Today, it is significantly higher to purchase. The answer to the question is our own government.
While the European car market is made up of a much higher percentage of diesel-powered vehicles than the U.S. market, we appear to be locked into gasoline engine technology.
We, the consumer, pay for this shortsightedness daily at the fuel pumps. It would be inappropriate to blame this on the manufacturers of engines. It is a direct result of government regulation and taxes.
Unless, and until, U.S. citizens demand accountability from within our governments energy- related agencies and require of them a legitimate long-term energy policy, we can expect more of the same. The government seems to be willing and able to demand accountability from our school systems, all the while unable or unwilling to demand the same of our so-called watchdog agencies. A thoughtful individual might ask where are all those fuel tax dollars going.
Until fuel sales are no longer a profit center for the U.S. and state governments and until we see a transparent accountability of the money collected, we can expect more of the same.
Until government agencies responsible for regulation and legislation are used to enhance legitimate energy strategies instead of being used by political parties to garner votes, we can expect more of the same.
There are about 18,000 full-time employees within the EPA. The 2009 projected budget for the EPA is $10.5 billion.
Cost to run the agency works out to be more than $583,000 per employee.
No wonder fuel prices are so high.
Nick Shultz is an instructor of Automotive Technologies at Owens Community College. He is an arbitrator for the Better Business Bureau who specializes in cases involving the Ohio and Michigan Lemon laws. He is a certified master automotive technician by ASE, General Motors and Ford Motor Co. Shultz, a Toledo native, will take questions from letters@toledofreepress.com.

LONDON,ENGLAND – London is looking “luvverly.” Despite dire Googled predictions of rain, cold and even snow before we left for England, the weather this week has been spectacular.
Daffodils and crocuses are blooming prettily in the parks and gardens, while down on Brighton Beach on Britain’s south coast, Old Age Pensioners (OAPers) by the thousand are sitting in their deck chairs, pants rolled up to the knees, catching the rays.
And what’s even better — in this country renowned for its lousy and ever changeable weather — there’s more balmy Britain in store for us over the next few days. Brilliant!

• Given all the horror stories associated with international travel — delays, disruptions, disasters, etc. — getting to the UK this time was “easy-peasy,” as they say here.
• Arriving at Detroit Metro the requisite three hours prior to departure, our check-in was lineless and cheerful. Ditto security. Our Northwest/Delta/KLM flights to London via Amsterdam (there were no direct flights to London on our travel day) were right on time and smooth. The meals were edible, the in-flight entertainment extensive, the flight staff efficient, and the layovers not too tedious. If only the seats had been a little larger, the seatbacks not tiltable and the plane not sold-out, the whole thing would have been close to perfection.
• London, arguably the world’s most expensive city, isn’t quite so wallet-shattering these days due to the current positive dollar/pound exchange rate. A couple of months ago it would have taken $2 to buy a single pound. Today you get one for $1.40 or less. So hurry on over but don’t wait too long. Things can change in a hurry.
• Another London budget buster has always been traveling the city’s extended public transport system, where a single underground ride could cost as much $7. Even one-day passes never seemed much of a bargain, and could only be used during certain non-peak periods of the day.
• This time we went for 7-day Travelcards, known as Oysters, which allow us unlimited rides on Central London tubes (metros) and buses anywhere in London, at any time. We’ve been using the system to a fare-thee-well, leaping on and off tubes and buses with abandon, and find the cards a real bargain by any big-city standard!
• Our cards cost £25 ($32) and can be bought at any underground station.
• Not to overdo the analogy, but oysters are the veritable pearls of London’s public transport!
• For getting away from London’s hustle and buzz, we purchased (before leaving the United States) two-day Britrail passes that allow us train travel anywhere in South East England including such popular destinations as Oxdford, Cambridge, Portsmouth, Bristol, Stratford, Salisbury and Bath.
• These passes also incorporate coupons that get you to and from Heathrow Airport on the 15-minute Heathrow Express train — that would cost £16 a ride if purchased separately, and is another recommended bargain.
• We had a quick look at the newly rehabbed and quite gorgeous St Pancras Station that replaces Waterloo Station as the departure and arrival point of all Eurostar trains that travel to and from the Continent via the Chunnel.
• St. Pancras sets new standard for station gentrification and with Britain’s upgraded high speed rail line, cuts travel time considerably. It also makes Eurostar the best, fastest and most practical way of traveling to central Paris and Brussels — less than 3 hours station to station — despite competition from the budget airlines.
• Toledo Free Press readers might be interested to know that London’s first free newspaper, The Metro, is celebrating its 10th birthday this year. Launched in 1999, the morning tabloid has grown in circulation to some 1.3 million, has 3 million readers, and now ranks fourth among Britain’s ten national newspapers, which include such journalistic titans as The Times, Daily Telegraph, Daily Express, Daily Mirror, The Independent, The Guardian and The Sun.

But popularity invariably breeds competition, so it’s not surprising that two new evening free tabloids — The London Paper and The Lite — have recently entered the free paper fray and are being aggressively promoted to commuters.
The popularity of all three papers, as evidenced by their commuter usage, must be seriously affecting the readership and the bottom line of the established papers. Hm-m-m.

E-mail travel columnists Roger Holliday and Claudia Fischer at RogerHolliday@wcnet.org.

In economic times that are causing crisis and caution within non-profit organizations of all types, Toledo School for the Arts (TSA) accomplished something truly amazing. They raised $12,000 more than they did last year in their fundraiser “Steppin’ Out.”

Their financial success is certainly influenced by the academic success of the charter school, which has held an “Excellent” rating from the Ohio Department of Education for the past three years. TSA was also recognized by the U.S. Department of Education in 2008.

Steppin’ Out is a live and silent auction fundraiser, which invites friends of the school to don their craziest, wild or creative footwear, and come out to enjoy a great meal and entertainment from TSA student performance groups.  Among the interesting live auction items was a motor scooter from Honda East. The bidding for the item became so competitive that fellow attendees three money at the bidders just to help them win the bid.

David Gierke, TSA development director, said that the event raised $33,000 for the operating budget of the school and so far $8,300 for student scholarships.

“To raise $12,000 more than last year was astounding. I credit our very committed development committee and board of directors for making the event a success,” said Gierke.

TSA provides an arts-integrated, college preparatory curriculum to a diverse student body. Scholarship funds awarded to students in small increments, no more than $300 at a time, to cover costs like college application fees, college entry exam fees, music lessons, competitions and trips.

The Blarney and Pizza Papalis joined together for a 5 day bash to celebrate the St. Patrick’s Day holiday. The party kicked off on Friday, March 13 and ended in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, March 18. The five day event joined the two businesses temporarily by closing down Huron Street between the two businesses and erecting several heated tents to hold the thousands of patrons.

A portion of the proceeds on Friday and Saturday nights benefited the American Red Cross, while Make-a-Wish received a part of the proceeds of the joint event on St. Patrick’s Day.

Upcoming Events

Mar. 28  The Mix Up. It is the Arts Commission’s party for all five senses. There will be delicious hors d’oeuvres and sweets, eclectic tunes and rhythms from a variety of local acts, specialty drinks and a cash bar, a silent auction showcasing creative works from local artists, and many hands to shake and high-fives to exchange with the coolest creatives around. Tickets are $75. Call (419)254-2787 or visit mixup2009.com for more information.

Tax time can be, well, taxing. But whether you like to do it yourself or just want someone else to do it all, there’s plenty of local help.
If you like to prepare your own taxes, but want a second pair of eyes to double-check your work, H&R Block has as Second Look service to review forms for $29.

“For about every four out of five returns we check, we’ll find some type of mistake, whether it’s a wrong number, or the person missed out on a larger refund,” said Dan Jones, a senior tax adviser and office manager of H&R Block, 525 E Manhattan Blvd.
Tax preparation firms like H&R Block and Northwood Tax Service, Oregon, offer a range of services, but you have to know what to look for to get the service you expect.
“You have to ask what qualifications the person has,” said John Hughes, who is in his 21st tax season operating Northwood Tax Service. “What services does the person offer; does he specialize in any particular type of business; is he an enrolled agent, a public accountant or just a tax preparer?”
Hughes prepared taxes for five years out of his home before starting his company. He has 14 full- and part-time people on staff.
H&R Block’s Jones said other questions to ask include how long the person has been in business and if he or she offers any guarantees.
“For some CPAs, if they make a mistake on a return, you will have to pay for their time to fix it. At H&R Block, there’s no additional charge. You want to make sure that the person doing your return will stand behind it. We don’t want customers to leave the office and worry about their return.”
Most firms offer a range of tax preparation and filing services and are able to complete all necessary forms. Often, the process can be completed in about an hour during one sitting with a tax professional. The other option is to drop off your income statements and other documents and then pick up the completed form within a day or no more than a few days for most firms.
While firms like Northwood Tax Service and H&R Block have base prices for returns, the price is ultimately determined by the type of form needed, and what schedules and other supporting documentation may be needed. At Northwood Tax Service, Hughes said his service typically starts at $200 and can range up to $800, depending on the complexity. At H&R Block, Jones said the average cost for returns is $150 to $200.
Northwood Tax Service, like other firms, has an “organizer” who walks clients through what they’ll need.
“If they fill out our client organizer, it’ll save them time and money. It makes tax preparation so much quicker when clients come in with it. But we do have some clients that bring us a garbage bag full of receipts and drop it off,” Hughes said.
However, some firms have services that others may not offer. For example, Northwood Tax Service specializes in working with “truckers and railroaders.” It also does the typical individual returns, as well as for corporations and partnerships. However, it does not do nonprofit returns, business accounts or payroll. It also gives discounts to students.
In addition to preparing returns in person, H&R Block, which also does corporate and partnership returns, offers online tax services. It started with the 2007 tax year. That service, Jones said, comes with the same “checks and balances as you’d get coming into one of our offices.”
As part of its guarantee, for an additional $30 charge, H&R Block will pay for any back taxes, penalties and interest customers may incur if any mistakes are found on any of its prepared returns.
As it seems every year, there are changes to the tax law, which means there are things you can take advantage of — or have them take advantage of you if you’re not careful.
Jones said H&R Block recently received a bulletin from the Internal Revenue Service about possible problems with people claiming their federal stimulus benefit. He said common mistakes include filling in the wrong amount.
Tips and new laws Jones and Hughes mentioned include the tax credit for first-time homebuyers who purchased or will purchase a home from April 8, 2008, through July 1, 2009. Also, senior citizens who typically don’t itemize because they own their homes should look into it because they now can claim their paid real estate taxes.

Christine Hopkins used to think that cooking couldn’t be a career. It was something people did to pay their way through school so they could get a real job, she thought.
“I have had cooking jobs all my life … I love cooking, but it was something that was a means to an end.”
The 30-year-old avoided her true calling for years. She attended the Sandusky Police Academy, graduated and worked for the Put-in-Bay Police Department. She returned to Toledo in 2001 and began working in private security for Mercy Health Partners. She eventually earned her real estate license and began working for Danberry Realty as well.

When Hopkins enrolled at Owens Community College, she began pursuing a business degree until she finally gave into culinary arts.
“Christine has been a very exciting student to work with,” said Bill Powell, Owens program coordinator for the department of food, nutrition and hospitality. “She has a varied background. Her drive and determination is especially exceptional. She is focused and an excellent student. She is very energetic and she has a great drive.”
Powell said many people look at culinary arts as a way to pay their way through college, and only when they are looking for a new career do they consider cooking as a career.
“That is the interesting thing about this field; it is one that really chooses you. I am not sure you choose it,” he said.
Hopkins said Toledo residents love to eat, and they have so many options. She has studied an intriguing food movement that she would like to see come to Toledo. According to Hopkins, chefs go to a farm each day and pick fresh vegetables and ingredients. From an economic standpoint, that could be phenomenal for Northwest Ohio, she said, and it’s her dream to open a restaurant that utilizes that concept.
“We as a society are so fast-paced; we don’t take the time to enjoy real fresh food that is better for us in the long run … in addition to a great dining experience, you bring people back to earth and back to their roots.”
Hopkins doesn’t have a lot of time to go out to eat with going to school full time and working two jobs, but she knows good food. She enjoys places like Red Wells and Mancy’s restaurants. As part of her studies, she needs an internship and would like one with Mancy’s.
“Unfortunately, it’s grab-and-go for me because I don’t have the time I would like to spend in the kitchen, cooking for myself and what I would really like to eat. What I like about learning to be a chef is I get to do that for [others]. I get to make people happy in some way, shape or form.”
Hopkins grew up in Toledo, moving to Bedford when she was in eighth grade. She graduated from Bedford High School in 1997 and immediately went to work at Cedar Point, where she sold pizza. She later became a sauté cook at TGI Fridays and a line cook at Friendly’s in Sandusky before returning to Toledo.
“I have family here and I liked the small-town atmosphere in Sandusky, but there are so many more opportunities here in Toledo … It is in me. I am a Toledoan.”
When she told her family about her desire to be a chef, they were surprised, to say the least.
“My mom asked me why I wanted to be Betty Crocker. It was kind of a shock. It is not what they expected.”
But Hopkins has no regrets. She knows she has made the right decision every time she puts on her apron. Chasing bad guys just wasn’t as fun as she thought it would be.
“When I am in school, I am having fun with classes. You have the same instructors in some classes, and the whole program is awesome. I never had so much in school, even in the police academy.”